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  1. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Admit it
    We've all
    attempted to write a song
    of our own.

  2. Lonewolve Lonewolve
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    When a girl is on her period chocolate is like smoking you need at least 6 bars an hour to stay undercontrol

  3. soccerrchickkxo soccerrchickkxo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    GREATEST COMMERCIAL EVER:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rsEnwKrsvc
    ♥ if this made you smile/laugh


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xoilysm xoilysm
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Who else hates when people try to read your txts and look over your shoulder??!

  6. Ihatebitches Ihatebitches
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    they tell me to forget about you,
    and then i finally do.
    until i see you at the store,
    or you text me when youre bored.
    and then my pride of getting over you,
    goes down the drain and i wish you would too.

  7. UnWritten~* UnWritten~*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:57am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. MartinaFerro MartinaFerro
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:55am UTC
    I find it funny, when you’re watching scary movies and the victim asks
    Is anyone here?’
    it’s not like someone’s gonna answer saying…
    ‘yeah, I’m in the kitchen’

  9. jerseygirl11 jerseygirl11
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:01am UTC
    Hi, I'm Justin Bieber.
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can in bed,
    just by hitting her follow button on twitter.

  10. Under_These_Hazel_Eyes98741 Under_These_Hazel_Eyes98741
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:01am UTC
    It's a beautiful niqht,
    We're lookinq for somethinq dumb to do,
    hey baby,
    i think i wanna marry you.

  11. kayleigh1668 kayleigh1668
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:08am UTC
    if taylor swift and bruno mars started dating
    ther would be some amazing love songs made

  12. romantic3 romantic3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:08am UTC
    ohmysweetpotato,
    you are one hot piece of boy.

  13. LifeUncharted3 LifeUncharted3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Tell me how I'm supposed to breath
    -->With no air ♥

  14. StoryPlace StoryPlace
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Don't Let Go
    Chapter Four
    Well, here I was, sitting in Justin's car, crying my eyes out because I was kicked out of my house for being pregnant. And I couldn't tell Justin, he might leave me if I tell him. Gosh, this is so hard. I can't get an abortion, it's against my beliefs. I don't think I could do adoption, it's too hard for me to imagine handing off my child to some couple I don't know.
    "Rach..."
    "Hmm?" I mumbled through tears.
    "Do you really wanna go to the party?"
    "Not really. But I have to at least show up. It's my best friend."
    "If she's your best friend, she'll understand."
    "You think so?" I asked.
    "Yes."
    "Okay." I mumbled, wiping the last few tears from my face, and smiling at him.
    He smiled back and told me we were heading towards his most favorite place in the world.
    "I'm thinking it's time to go home." Justin said while he stared up at the stars.
    "Hmmph. Where exactly is home for me?"
    "Well, my house. I just turned eighteen and my parents wanted me out as soon as I turned eighteen. So voila, here I am, on my own. I have a decent sized house, so if you need somewhere to live, I have plenty of room." Justin twirled a piece of my hair around his finger.
    I had my head on his chest, and I listened to his heartbeat. It got faster. "That's such a great offer, Justin, really, but I dunno if I can just invade like that."
    "Rach. You need a place. Right?"
    I nodded my head.
    "Then you're coming home with me, unless you rather go somewhere else..."
    "Thank you." I smiled up at him.
    1 Month Later...
    "Rach. Wake up, I got a surprise." Justin shook me gently.
    "Mrrmhph." I mumbled as I rubbed my eyes. "Yeah?"
    He presented a lovely bouquet of a dozen red roses. "Happy one month."
    Yeah. One month. Boy, oh, boy, he has no idea...
    At that moment, I had an overwhelming urge to puke, so I ran to bathroom faster than I've ever ran before.
    "Rach?"
    "Don't...come in...here. It's...oh, gross...it's bad. I'd...stay out..." My face was sweatier than a high school football player that just made the biggest touchdown of his life. Ew.
    "Rach, don't be silly, are you okay?"
    "No! I'm sick I think." I cried.
    "Okay, just rest today. I'll go make you some soup or something."
    "No, no, I'm good. I'll just take some crackers." I went to the kitchen and grabbed about four crackers and a glass of water.
    "Hey! Open up, I need to talk to Rachael!" Sara pounded on the door.
    "Oops. Forgot she wanted to come over." Justin winked at me.
    He went and opened the door; Sara bursted through and ran to me.
    "Come, I need to talk to you alone. Sorry Justin!" Sara dragged me into the guestroom. "Rach. It's about Drake. He found out. I don't know how, but he did. We have to do something."
    "Well it's not like I can just hide it forever. I'm gonna start showing sometime. I'm already getting morning sickness." I bit my lip.
    "You have to tell Justin." Sara looked at my stomach. "He'll understand."
    How could I tell Justin that I've been pregnant with Drake's baby? Oh great...
    **What do you readers think??**

  15. zoey77 zoey77
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє LAME ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,
    Cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
    Sσ ωну вσтнєя?
    єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. erinrawrr erinrawrr
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    You don't have to like me,
    I'm not a facebook status.

  18. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    NO matter
    what mood i'm in, there is
    always a song to express it.
    not my format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. basketball33 basketball33
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Him : So .. do you have a facebook ?
    Me : Naww .. I have a witty though :D
    Him : Can we talk to eachother on it ?
    Me : Yeah , I think so why ?
    Him : So I can atleast talk to you this summer ...
    Me : that's SO sweet !
    Him : Sorry , that was my brother .
    Me : F**k you !!!!!
    Him : Alright .. when ?
    Me : Just stop talking to me ...
    True AIM convo with my crush .. so I thought ...

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