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TayloorSimpsoon
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May 4, 2011 3:56pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Great. Tommorrow's My Birthday; My Boyfriend Just Broke Up With Me, My Bestfriend Hates Me, And MyMom Hasn't Stopped Cussing Me Out, And Probably Won't Stop Anytime Soon. :| So, I'm Just Asking For Prayers &+ Faves So, I Know SOMEBODY Cares. Thank You Soo Much.▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

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jamieowen
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April 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC

girls, fave this and i will follow you and write a nice comment on your profilex

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LiveYourLife143
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April 30, 2011 3:10pm UTC

If you are reading this right now, your a ninja(: Okay, so here is your mission. 1rst fave this quote so people you aren't ninjas will be wondering, "Why does a blank quote have so many faves?" Now go to the comment box and comment random things like "Lol i love elephants too!" or "OMG my cat's favorite color is pink just like yours!" People who aren't ninjas will be so confused. Now stop reading this Ninja's Only quote and follow your missions!

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twilight346
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April 26, 2011 4:26pm UTC

And you can't imagine how much time i spent wishing you were mine and now i don't even know if i want you to be mine anymore..</3

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Brai44
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April 25, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Alright, for every favorite I get on this quote, I'll put up a confession.
So fave, because this seems fun! :D

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NOregrets1222
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 5:28pm UTC

You know my name...
not my story....

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01lo28ve11
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April 25, 2011 5:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xxilovehimxx
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 4:30pm UTC

And what do you do when your bestfriend is mad at you because you couldnt hangout with her...?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MySecrets143
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 1:18pm UTC

♥Fave For Unicorns
Or
Comment For Pandas♥

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WittyStuffB
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March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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Nessazhere
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December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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stephismagical
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC

And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution

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x3_never_let_go
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July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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liveandlearn_12
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC

Witty Girls Please Read:
I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
I want be able to play sports.
Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
thank you witty(:
this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
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