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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:48pm UTC

He's cute. He's tall.
He has gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn't say a name,
but he popped in your
head, didn't he?

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:55pm UTC

When men stop acting like as*holes,
I'll stop acting like a b*tch.

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BeccaBum
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:35pm UTC

when it comes to having to tidy my room;
i cant be bothered..
but.. when i see a wasp?
IM LIKE A NINJA.
allmine.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peacexlove_
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:19pm UTC

lying in bed,
wondering if it's worth getting up to pee.

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Sielia
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 12:58pm UTC

Girl: We're best friends right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one, I love someone
Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
Boy: Definitely, I've loved her ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends, I wanna meet her.
Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love you.

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xX_eLisE_xX
posted a quote
September 22, 2009 8:09pm UTC

CODES! :D
red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
not mine just had to put it somewhere

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Sielia
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 8:19am UTC

Teacher: Why did you
wait till the last minute
to do your homework?
Student: Because I
have a life.

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Sielia
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 8:24am UTC

WTF
(where's the food)

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iHeartBlue2016
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 8:13am UTC

…
Ever wonder what guys do at sleepovers??
Well we do too!!
And we made a YouTube video about it.
Any watchers??
http://youtu.be/K9mDbBE39TE
credit to iHeartFour

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xxxthisismexxx
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 1:16pm UTC

You Don't Know Your Beautiful
ONE DIRECTION
♥

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cookie_monster_love
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 2:56pm UTC

check fridge. → no food.
↑ ↓
no food. ← check freezer.
N M F

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xxWee_Rabbxx
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 1:51pm UTC

Boy: your beauty is like the sun
Girl: awww, how??
Boy: B*tch everytime i look at you it hurts my f**king eyes!

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:00pm UTC

TEXTS #54
Son: I need a new phone.
Mom: I just got you a new phone.
Son: I accidentally broke it.
Mom: Do you think i'm just made of money?
Son: Isn't that what M.O.M stands for?

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 11:59am UTC

TEXTS #57
Daughter: I hate it here! It's so cold!
Dad: I love this cold weather!
Daughter: What is wrong with you?
Dad: Cold weather makes me feel
like a dragon when I breathe.

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 3:11am UTC

TEXTS #77
Girl: Life's like a bowl of soup, you'll only get blown if you're hot.
Boy: Looks like I'll get blown a lot.
Girl: The only blowing in your life will be blowing up balloons as
a clown for a living.

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brookeycookie87
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
Don't you sometimes wonder why your students give you apples?
Sincerely, Snow White

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:00am UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue,
He's for me, not for you,
So if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and
smash your face;)
Quote credit goes to xxbk7hdxx

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 1:33pm UTC

they're not blue berries,
they are peas holding their breath
nmf-nmq

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 9:15pm UTC

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