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  1. musicxlove27 musicxlove27
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I could be doing anything in the
    world, but instead im watching
    Pretty Little Liars.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. musicxlove27 musicxlove27
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    I Wish My Grades Smoked Weed
    so they would get higher. c;

  4. x3imperfect x3imperfect
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    When your mom decides to be
    In the same room as you when your on the computer
    so you just open up google and stare at it.

  5. BeautifulNightmares BeautifulNightmares
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Best Prank Call :
    "Hello , Domino's pizza"?
    "Yes , may i help you"?
    "Yea ,what's pizza hut's phone number?"

  6. stephiscool stephiscool
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

  7. qwerty666 qwerty666
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    95
    This appeared next to my username<33
    Then I woke up

  8. Emalema98 Emalema98
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Apparently
    It's Impossible for a female to touch her belly
    button with both her elbows.
    Fave if you just tried.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    The texts you
    accidentally send to the wrong person
    are always the worst ones
    ©Originalityisdead

  11. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    I dont hate you
    It's just that...no I hate you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. BeautifulNightmares BeautifulNightmares
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    FBI , Open The Door !
    What's the password? ♥

  14. Veronicaa99 Veronicaa99
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Dear American Industries
    First I get chips inside my bag of air, and now coke inside my cup of ice?!
    Sincerely, Angry Customer
    NMF,NMQ

  15. brooke3032 brooke3032
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    2011: Teach me how to dougie
    1800: instruct me on how to execute your fine moves bretheren

  16. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,
    for most people it is just the beginning of their nights
    but for me it means its time to go to bed

  17. Hottie9545 Hottie9545
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    * • * • * • * • * * • * • * • * • *
    that moment when you realize that you have homework and didn't even start it...
    * • * • * • * • *

  18. livelovedancexoxo livelovedancexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I'm soo bad,
    I'm married to about 26 different celeberties,
    & none of them know.E

  19. BeautifulBabyBozza BeautifulBabyBozza
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    ❒ SINGLE
    ❒ TAKEN
    ✔ Mentaly married to Justin Bieber
    nmf

  20. reachforthestars21 reachforthestars21
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    We have all suffered the pain of
    Watching a slow typer

:)

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