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1. trackgirly
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   i was smelling my nails
   (i have scented nail polish)
   and people were staring
   so i started pretending to be
   HIGH!! :D
   
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2. XxKriis22xX
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 3:41pm UTC
   Am I the only one who thinks
   i
   looks like a zombie?
   
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3. glitterintheairxoxo
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 5:55pm UTC
   Enough with the Voldemort jokes.
   everyone nose there not funny.♥
   
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4. xjaimex3
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 4:41pm UTC
   eVERY GIRL;
   HAS 5 PERSONALITIES.
   1.)How she acts at school.
   2.) How she acts around her friends.
   3.) How she acts around her family.
   4.) How she acts when she's with him.
   5.) How she acts when she's alone.♥
   
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5. NadRocks
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   August 3, 2011 11:30am UTC
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6. ItsJessii
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 11:58am UTC
   ZOMBIE
   It Flesh
   <3 it if you get it!
   
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7. qub2xj9
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 7:57pm UTC
   Comment if your a boy;
   fave if your a girl♥.
   
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8. emmaluvsjb
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 2:45am UTC
   dear men in sandals
   no.
   
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9. setthemusicfree
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2011 12:19pm UTC
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10. Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    eeniE meEnIe miny mo
    yOU r nothing but a dirty hoe. you think your cute, you think your sassy, well news flash b itch
    your fuucking trashy :-*
    
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11. Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:50am UTC
    Don't tell anyone this,
    but sometimes when I'm playing sims,
    I give my sims the same names as people from my school and then trap them in a room with no doors or food and watch them die.
    
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12. hitgirl
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    I laugh at the guys that work at subway
    Because they have to make me a sandwich♥
    
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13. LilMissStarz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Hey! :)
    Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
    Bestfriends?
    No... more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
    -_-
    
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14. xHello
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:26am UTC
    YOU'VE CAT TO BE
    KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW
    F A V E I F Y O U G E T I T
    
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15. crimsonbloodkid
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:51am UTC
    For every like, I'll donate 1 dollar to cancer foundation.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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16. Soccerlova16
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39am UTC
    HUG ME
    BROTHA!!!
    fav if you just thought of Drake & Josh♥
    nmf
    
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17. imbringinsexyback
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    +& WHO ELSE
    wonders which
    armrest is yours
    at movie theaters?
    nnm
    i know im not the only one
    
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18. iAmSwag
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:13am UTC
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19. tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Ive never seen a
    pregnent Chinese lady.
    Fav if you havent either.
    
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20. IJOCKQUOTES
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Wondering if you're adopted,
    because you're the only sexy one in the family.
    -----------♥-----------
    n m f .
    
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