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i_heart_youx3
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 4:05pm UTC

The only reason why your girlfriend likes your dick
is because her mom told her to enjoy
the little things in life.

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Belladixie17
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC

hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..
she must have chosen the back seat.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:07pm UTC

We all have that one friend
WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO WHISPeR.

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maybaby12
posted a quote
October 16, 2011 11:05am UTC

so the jock of the school,
just asked out
a autistic girl...
&& no, not on a dare, or just to be funny...he asked her to come over to his house and watch the last harry potter movie together, eat ice cream, and just have fun.
♥guys like this give me hope♥

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mhcheer46
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 9:50am UTC

Have you ever just looked at your teacher and thought ..
Who the hell would marry you ?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Gaavixoo3
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 11:02pm UTC

Parents often talk about
the younger generation,As if they
Didn't have anything to do with it.
-Haim Ginott♥*
Format by Sandrasaurus

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kellyy823
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ Today I saw
a teenage boy
in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
a box of tampons,
chocolate,
cough medicine
& a box of tissues
>>guys like that give me hope.<<

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danni79
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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Jawjaaah
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July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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confusedmuch4472
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

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brwneydgrl
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
|||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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KrystalKastles
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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