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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Cheerchic_06 Cheerchic_06
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    RED SOLO CUP.
    I FILL YOU UP.
    LETS HAVE A PARTY.

  3. xxcaits xxcaits happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    She paints a pretty picture, but this picture has a twist.
    You see her paintbrush is a razor, and her canvas is her wrist.
    She paints a pretty picture, in a color that's blood red.
    While using her sharp paintbrush, she finally ends up dead.
    Her pretty picture's fading, quite slowly on her arm.
    The blood is not racing through her, she can no longer do more harm.
    She painted her pretty picture, but her picture has a twist.
    You see her mind was the razor, and her heart was her wrist.

  4. Lovenouritto Lovenouritto
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Try clicking ctrl + G while faving this quote!
    Scary xD

  5. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  6. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  7. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  8. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  9. vickylperkins vickylperkins
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    If you fave this
    >> you will die instantly <<
    soo; whos brave enough..?

  10. bellafatch09 bellafatch09
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    two lonely souls
    can make one
    happy family

  11. delvira_bytes97 delvira_bytes97
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Because maybe...
    You're gonna be the one that saves me♥

  12. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

  13. Belieberz Belieberz
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 4:07am UTC
    How to annoy your parents
    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name
    3. Pretend that you have amnesia.
    4. Say everything backwards.
    5. Run into walls.
    6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!"
    8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
    9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
    11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!"
    12. Talk to a pen.
    13. Switch the light botton on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!"
    14. Try to climb the wall.
    15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"
    16. Eat your hair
    ¨.
    17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
    18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"
    19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb"
    20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.
    nmf/nmq

  14. LucasGTFO LucasGTFO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    So i was wondering
    how many girls on witty were single or taken.
    Favorite if; you are single
    and
    Comment if; you are taken
    or
    Follow me: If you hate that guy Lucas on here.

  15. gablexx3 gablexx3
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 11:44am UTC
    rest in peace katie;
    she was my mom's bestfriend. She was found this morning on her kitchen floor. No one knows what happened to her. Just before she died, she was so happy. She lost a lot of weight, she had the best friends. She didn't deserve to die like this.
    Can i just get 100 favs to show my mom? It'll show her someone cares.
    If you read this I love you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. carlieegirl carlieegirl
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Fave for a rate from 1-10(:
    (this isn't for faves im just boreed out of my mind.)
    if you comment, i'll definetly get to you(:
    if you dont,no promises(:

  19. ambershoutsnever ambershoutsnever
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Maybe If I Add Wiz Khalifa After This It Will Be A Top. You All Seem Too Make That Happen.
    -Wiz Khalifa


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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