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August 4, 2012 11:07pm UTC

What I think im going to do over the summer; hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach.
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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
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July 27, 2012 2:08pm UTC

We Were Given Middle Names
To know when we're in trouble

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Bravosierra*
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July 27, 2012 1:58pm UTC

How to make a Unicorn.
1. Find a rhino .
2. Find Edward Cullen.
3. Have Edward bite the Rhino.
4. Now the transition is complete. This unicorn has horns, is pale, and sparkles.

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LandonIsWitty
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July 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC

admit it,
you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
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letsdanceinStyles
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July 24, 2012 10:31pm UTC

So I heard you like bad girls.
Wellllll. Don't mean to brag but,
I don't put my quotes in the right category. ;)

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mayday
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July 3, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Hey I just met you. & this is crazy, but
I'm standing up because I'm the real Slim Shady.

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wishicouldfindyou
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July 19, 2012 6:57pm UTC

HIM: I love you
HER: Do you have evidence to support your statement?
nmf

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letsdanceinStyles
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July 16, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Uhhmm.. So basically.. I umm... Went to like...the shop..
And bought like... umm.. a pack of crisps...
and there was this guy who like... tried to steal my crisps..
i like..... ran away.. it's a really exciting story but like...
i make it boring... and I'm going to look away and text and then like....
look up an like be like.. wha?

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letsdanceinStyles
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July 14, 2012 6:42am UTC

STAYING UP ALL NIGHT
EATING NUTELLA AND
WITTYING CAUSE
YOLO
IT'S FUN.

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courtneylol_*
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July 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Internet: I'm sorry, but the following site: www.wittyprofiles.com does not exist anymore.
Me:
Cat:
Dog:
Sister:
Mom:
Dad:
Grandma:
Jenna Marbles:
Obama:
Alien:
Jesus:
Me: Aw, hell to the no.

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lovestardoll423
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July 9, 2012 12:30am UTC

I enjoy
{Long walks ♥ to the«
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lovestardoll423
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July 11, 2012 3:55pm UTC

That one squirrel
On Ice Age that always chases the acorn
But never gets it.

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