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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:16am UTC
    last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day YOU STAMPED ON IT AND THEN DROVE A BUS OVER IT AND THEN PUT IT THROUGH A BLENDER SEVEN TIMES YOU STUPID MOTHERF/CKER BUT DESPITE ALL OF THAT I STILL LOVE YOU. HELP.

  2. IamBritishBoy IamBritishBoy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Shes the kind of girl...
    I'D
    Make the sandwitch for ♥

  3. IamBritishBoy IamBritishBoy
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Did Anyone Else Realize...
    If your aniversary was today, it would only happen every 4 years!

  4. IamBritishBoy IamBritishBoy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your saving a seat for your friend on the bus, and the person you hate most in the school needs a seat...

  5. IamBritishBoy IamBritishBoy
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I've had the best quote in my head and now..
    It's just......GONE

  6. DCrager DCrager
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Note to self
    its illegal to stab someone for being stupid ):

  7. DCrager DCrager
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    When someone says
    "I beleave i can fly"
    reply back with
    " I can help u test that theory"!!
    1 hour later: Ur being arrested for pushing a person off the empire state building!!!

  8. DakotaRose28 DakotaRose28
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Sucks to suck, doesn't it.

  9. elephantluver elephantluver
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Get over it! This is life. Take chances, get dirty, get mad, get sad, fall in love, do what ever it takes to make your life worth living. If not, your music won't last and you'll be gone before you even lived.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  10. lovelifeadventuretime lovelifeadventuretime
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I don't trust vending machines..
    I'm scared it will steal my money.

  11. lovelifeadventuretime lovelifeadventuretime
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Bully is Bullying

  12. lovelifeadventuretime lovelifeadventuretime
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Just asking,but is your refrigerator running?

  13. TreeEater TreeEater
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    ThiS is tHe stOrY oF a GirL WHo crIEd A riVer anD dRoWneD the WhOLe woRld, AnD wHiLe shE lOOked So saD In pHotogRaPhs i aBsoLUtely LOVE heR whEn sHe SmiLEs!
    - This is the story of a girl by 3 Doors Down

  14. TreeEater TreeEater
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment when...
    when you're singing and you realize everyone's staring at you

  15. Geekgirl16151 Geekgirl16151
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Not-So-Scientific Scientific Facts #1
    5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
    Should I continue?

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun.
    You should try it

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Saying "Oh yeah I remember!"
    when you really don't

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    If you can't win an argument,
    correct their grammar instead

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    I hate texting people who don't use smileys.
    I feel like im texting an emotionless robot

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    If someday we all go to jail for
    downloading music I just hope they split us up by music genre

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