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  1. Hotsocks17JA Hotsocks17JA
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    &when you think Tim Mcgraw...
    favorite this if you just said or thought....
    i hope you think my favorite song♥

  2. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    "Did I ask you?"
    "No..."
    "Then shut up."

  3. lessthanthreeee lessthanthreeee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Guy friends
    are the bomb.
    They're hilarious,
    cool, fun to hang out with,
    no awkwardness ...
    until you start to like one.
    n o t m y f o r m a t

  4. leftbhnd leftbhnd
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Is anyone else really sweet to everyone, but when someone makes you mad, they're like "woah." ♥

  5. TiaBieber TiaBieber
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 12:53am UTC
    The
    3 most common
    lies you will hear:
    1. I Love You.
    2.We will be together Forever.
    3.You will use Algebra in real life.
    -not my format-

  6. JamaicanPrincess JamaicanPrincess
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    "Dude i lost my phone!"
    "Call it."
    "It's on silent."

  7. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 9:12am UTC
    oh, you think I'm quiet?
    .....you should see me with my friends.

  8. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    i hate when im texting someone and its like:
    "Hey "
    2 hours later:
    "Hey"
    Well i dont want to talk to you now...

  9. lessthanthreeee lessthanthreeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    someone walks in on you taking mirror pictures.
    not mine

  10. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    && Who else
    thinks it's cute when
    boys stand up for girls?
    I TH I NK IT''s ABSOLUtELy ADORABLE.

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    people only notice you
    after you stop paying attention to them.♥

  12. xxcarlaannxx xxcarlaannxx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    God made coke.
    God made pepsi.
    God made me.
    Oh so sexy.
    God made rivers.
    God made lakes.
    God made you.
    Well.. we all make mistakes.
    not my format/quote(:

  13. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  14. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Why is it that
    Guys sweatshirts are so much comfier than ours?

  15. sheep313 sheep313
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 8:20am UTC
    Am I The Only One....
    Who hates the girls who wear
    Abercrombie and Hollister to gym?
    I mean seriously...

  16. Rachieex0x7 Rachieex0x7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Him: Hey
    You (to yourself): Oh my God.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wants to talk... maybe he's mad at me, i mean all he said was hey... I should just answer him, i don't want to keep him waiting...well maybe i'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks i'm busy... no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, i mean i don't care if he likes me back. who said that i even liked him?! i'm just gonna text him back now. Should i reply hi or hey? or hey with three y's? no that's stupid. 2 y's works. He won't know if i did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. Okay. I got this.
    Breath in, breath out.
    You: Heyy
    *sigh of relief.*

  17. lost_in_life99 lost_in_life99
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 9:07am UTC
    T hat Awkward Moment
    when the power goes out,
    a n d y o u r e a l i z e
    you don't have a life
    *not my format*

  18. lullabybaby lullabybaby
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    you did the
    wrong thing
    to the right girl

  19. IdCatchAGrenade IdCatchAGrenade
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Yes, I am a teenager.
    No, I am not pregnant, high, drunk, or about to steal your stuff...

  20. colormyrainbow colormyrainbow
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 8:10am UTC
    those hot faces
    we make when we
    brush our teeth

:)

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