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  1. xeerriinnx1997 xeerriinnx1997
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    ahh my legs are so smooth after i shave...wait,
    i missed a spot.
    fave if this happens to you, lol happens to me all the time.

  2. Uniqueinanunoriginalway Uniqueinanunoriginalway
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    You're there
    &
    I am here
    We have a problem...

  4. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  5. xxiheartyou xxiheartyou
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 12:54pm UTC
    [ Love is Love, Don't Judge. ]
    ♂ + ♀ = ♥
    ♂ + ♂ = ♥
    ♀ + ♀ = ♥

  6. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    Why
    Go
    Through
    Life
    Unnoticed?
    - A q u a m a r i n e


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  9. X_PolkaDots_X X_PolkaDots_X
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    Smile, You are beautiful, Just the way you are.
    www.operationbeautiful.com
    join the cause :)
    I did.

  10. METFAN_babbby METFAN_babbby
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    you say you want a revolution
    W E L L Y O U K N O W , W E A L L WA N N A C H A N G E T H E W O R L D

  11. METFAN_babbby METFAN_babbby
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 12:07am UTC
    stop & stare
    i think i'm moving but i go nowhere
    y e a h i know that everyone gets scared
    but i'll become (what i can't be)
    o h s t o p a n d s t a r e
    you start to wonder why you're
    h e r e , n o t t h e r e
    & you'd give anything to get what's fair
    but fair ain't what ya really need
    oh, can you see what i see?

  12. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    He walks up the stairs,
    [ [ opens the door ] ]
    | | finds | her | lying | |
    on the bathroom floor.
    He s c r e a m s in his head
    "What have I done?"
    But there's no point in crying
    \\ the deed has been done //
    You shouldn't have let her
    Pick x up x that x gun

  13. xBoysLikeGirlsx xBoysLikeGirlsx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 10:55pm UTC
    You never know,
    who is your friends,
    and who are your enemies


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. jpattyyy21 jpattyyy21
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    Heeeey,
    Hey Baby!
    Oooh, aah! I wanna knoooow,
    [ if you would be my girl ]

  16. BigCityDreams_x3 BigCityDreams_x3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    Did it hurt,
    when you fell
    from heaven?

  17. xox_gracie_xox xox_gracie_xox
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 1:15pm UTC
    *I t r i e d t o r e a d b e t w e e n t h e l i n e s ♥
    I t r i e d t o l o o k i n y o u r e y e s
    I w a n t a s i m p l e e x p l a n a t i o n
    F o r w h a t I ' m f e e l i n g i n s i d e
    I g o t t a f i n d a w a y o u t
    M a y b e t h e r e s a w a y o u t
    ♥ boys like girls--thunder♥

  18. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    Everything happens for a reason.
    Except for clowns..I mean, what the hell?

  19. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    funny things my family says.
    okay, so we were ready to eat dinner right.
    and my little sister who is seven, does not like to wash her hands.
    so my mom says.
    "miranda, wash your hands."
    my sister replies with,
    "ugghh, i hate washing my hands."
    my mom says,
    "you know, if you don't wash y0ur hands,
    you turn ugly"
    my sister tells off my mom by saying;
    "oh so i'm guessing you never washed you're hands?"
    lmao.
    my sister really did say this to my mom.
    (:
    fav.?
    idk.

  20. blueroses blueroses
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    OMIGOD!
    i f t h e w o r l d e n d s i n 2 0 1 2 -
    WE'LL NEVER SEE THE LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE!

:)

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