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  1. tytytyler tytytyler
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Guys, I can't study.
    Fave this and I'll write your future husband's name on your profile(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    weed is not a drug, it's a plant.
    therefore, i'm not a drug dealer,
    i'm a florist.
    LMFAO.
    i bet that person was high when they said it.

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Have you ever
    wanted to cry just because you know things will never be the same?

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.

  6. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I find it very rude and inconsiderate
    that my grandchildren haven't gone back in time to come visit me yet...
    nmf?nmq

  7. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    "Do you have any friends?"
    "Go Fish."
    s

  8. SuperPotateoSavesTheDay SuperPotateoSavesTheDay
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Mom: Clean up you're room. We're having company over tonight for dinner.
    Me: Oh, sorry I didn't realize dinner was going to be held my room..
    Mom: Just do it.

  9. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    There should be a relationship status for
    "I don't even know what's going on."

  10. liveXXloveXXgymnastics liveXXloveXXgymnastics
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY
    unless you're helping them up.

  12. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    The best gift
    you can give is a hug, one size fits all and no one
    ever minds if you return it..

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    you're that guy
    that no matter how many more guys i go through, i'll always have feelings for you.

  14. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Today I took a seat at lunch
    ...next to a big boy who sits alone everyday. I found out he was a sophmore, he should have been a junior, but was held back. I found out his parents are divorced, and he has been kicked out of school numerous times because of bad behavior. I found out he has been to over six schools. I found out that nobody dares talk to him cause of his looks, and he's judged because of his past. I found out, every lunch period he leaves school because he has no friends to sit with. I found out because of his life, he is struggling with depression, and tried to kill himself. In fourty minutes I became his friend. As the bell rang, I got up, I told him I was always there if he walked to talk. He stood up and looked me in eyes and said, "You saved me, tonight, I was just gonna stop going... But, I'm going to keep going now, I promise, because I want to find more people like you." He hugged me, and walked out,
    smiling.
    -before you ask, this is true.

  15. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    so, the girls in my grade ;
    seem to think that it is absolutely hilarious to joke about
    suicide,
    cutting,
    and depression.
    they laugh practically every time it`s brought up.

    fave if you think this is awful.

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    I Just Wish
    I had one person that I could tell every single little thing to
    w i t h o u t b e i n g j u d g e d

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:07am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥It's every woman's dream to be♥♥♥
    Some man's dream woman.
    -Barbra Streisand
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    not my format.
    Mascara ran down her face,
    as her heart fell out of place. ♥

  19. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    I don't want a serious relationship
    I'm a teenager, I want someone i cant act like a complete idiot around, that we
    can spend HOURS talking about the most random things.
    I want someone who can make me laugh, and someone i can plan stupid things with
    that we both know, will never happen.
    I'm sick of seeing all these movies where the girl falls inlove with the perfect boy.
    Who wants perfect? I want adventure!
    I want someone I can tell me secrets too, and waste my weekends with.. and just act like we're 5 years old again.
    I want fun!

  20. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    if you were a tear in my eye,
    i would'nt cry, for the fear of losing you.♥

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