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  1. LetsRunaway_ LetsRunaway_
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Straightening your hair so much
    that you have to keep straightening it to hide how dead it is

  2. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    The worst feeling you'll ever feel issitting next to the person whomeans the world to you,knowing that you mean nothing to them </3


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  5. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Once you start loving someone, it's impossible to stop. The memories fit into your heart, piece by piece. Your heart is like a puzzle. Once you lose a piece, you feel so empty...


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  7. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    stop trying to fit in
    when you were born to stand out

  8. beachblonde158 beachblonde158
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 1:12pm UTC
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  9. Maverickmaddy98 Maverickmaddy98
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 1:42am UTC
    If you miss 11:11
    It's because
    you have everything you need
    right in front of you.
    - - ♥ - -
    not my format.

  10. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    i just realised
    no one on icarly has a dad.♥

  11. XxLayaLxX XxLayaLxX
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 6:01am UTC
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  12. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 11:44am UTC
    "Haters call me gay..but that's ok,
    cause their girlfriends want me
    more than they want him."
    -Justin Drew Bieber ♥

  13. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    funny things to do while driving through McDonalds :)
    *Say "Amen" after you say your order.
    * Order a large cheese pizza.
    *Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.
    * When you take your order say "surprise me!"
    *Answer their questions with questions.
    * Sing your order.
    * Spell out your order.
    *Talk about your social life.
    *Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
    *Change your accent every three seconds.
    *After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"
    *Ask to rent a burger.
    *Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
    *Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
    *Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
    *Tell them to double-check to make sure your buger is, in fact, dead.
    *Imitate the order taker's voice.
    *Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
    *Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
    *Order just one fry.
    *Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
    *Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
    *Take a picture of the person at the window.
    *Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be $7.95"
    *Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
    *Ask if the burger is organically grown.
    *State your order and say, "that's as far as this relationship is going to get".
    *Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a burger." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
    *Tell them to take the first bite.
    *When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
    *When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
    *Bargain with the price.
    *When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
    *Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.
    *Ask if the burger has had it's shots.
    *Don't say a word. Just stare.

  14. lilMissSwagga_ lilMissSwagga_
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Pray For Japan.♥ They have experienced an earthquake that was at 8.9 on the Richter Scale. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Don't take this the wrong way but;
    I check your Facebook
    profile , about
    378845783 times a day... ♥
    *not my format.

  17. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    One day
    all those .01% of germs left by hand sanitizer
    are going to join together and start a worldwide epidemic.
    not my format

  18. dancingqueen17 dancingqueen17
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Anyone else remember..
    Tamagotchi's!
    Everyone had to have one(:
    Click the Heart♥

  19. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    THaT DePPrESSING M0MeNT
    When you log onto facebook
    and have no notifications.
    its like wow, your popular...

  20. dontfallinlov3 dontfallinlov3
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Best friends;
    Its not talking everyday,
    Its not seeing each other everyday,
    But its no matter how long you don't talk
    Or how far apart you are;
    NNNNothing Changes.


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