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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    *adding a quote and immediatly getting 3 faves*
    me: thats right b/tches who's finally getting a top quote!!!???
    notifications: *suddenly stops* hahahaha, not you !

  3. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: 16 male
    Stranger: looking for female
    You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  4. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Styles has 6 letters
    tomlinson has 9
    See where im going with this..
    nmf

  5. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    i love you more than you know and im hoping you love me more than you show

  6. wittyme22 wittyme22
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    When your with your friend...
    And all of a sudden her mom starts yelling and flipping out...
    And you awkardly sit there....
    Wishing you would sink into to couch:)


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  8. ImNeverGivingUp ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    I'm wide awake
    and I can see
    The perfect
    --- sky is
    Torn
    nmf

  9. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    They'll hate you if you're pretty.
    They'll hate you if you're not.
    They'll hate you for what you lack
    and they'll hate you for what you got

  10. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The worst feeling
    is when someone makes you feel special,
    then suddenly leave you hanging,
    and you have to act like you dont care
    at all.


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  12. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    You said i love you,
    and i said it too,
    the only difference is i didnt lie to you
    -Drake
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Credit : FaveFormats.

  13. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Demi Lovato's little sister is being made fun of for her weight..
    she's ten years old.
    I am absolutely disgusted.


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  15. Darebear Darebear
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    you dont get alot of faves?
    like this and ill favorite all your quotes . it may take a while , but i will❤


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  18. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    To be honest
    I see more One Direction hate quotes on witty than I actually see One Direction quotes.


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  20. potayto potayto
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
    brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

:)

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