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  1. CrazyDervz CrazyDervz
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Omg!
    did you know that if you press 3 and hit the fave button at
    the same time a picture of a panda comes up!
    weird right?

  2. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    "I shall call him squishy."
    "Let go of my boob."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Lauren20 Lauren20
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:13am UTC
    I was amazed when I saw
    "ipod!"
    is the same upside down!

  5. BetYouCantFindMe BetYouCantFindMe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 11:12am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    In 6th grade,
    A boy was asked to go up to the board and write a noun. He didnt know what a noun was. Helplessly he stood there and said "I dont know." A boy in the room shouted, "Describe Rachel!" And without hesitating,
    He wrote beautiful.
    :)
    ♥♥♥
    True story
    The rachel was me and the boy was my boyfriend

  6. duhhitsgiselle duhhitsgiselle
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone,
    the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked
    over who's getting deleted.
    -nmf/nmq-

  7. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Fav if You still watch
    Disney Channel
    .

  8. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    ♥& who else thinks its cute♥
    When boys stick up for girls

  9. MyHomiesBeKrunk MyHomiesBeKrunk
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  10. haaiiileeyxo haaiiileeyxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 10:50am UTC
    that friend.
    that is stick thin,
    but eats,
    like a fricking,
    elephant.
    press the [<3] if you have a friend
    just like this.
    nmf . nmq. credit to whoever.(:

  11. eternalsunshinex eternalsunshinex
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    OMG
    This July Has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, And 5 Sundays!
    And that only Happens every 823 Years.
    →You know what that means?
    Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.
    mf


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  13. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. imbringinsexyback imbringinsexyback
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    How do i tell chris i like him? These things are hard :(
    You just did ellie ;)
    oh my gosh, im so sorry, that was to jenna! :|
    Her name isnt even close to mine though.. Did you send this on purpose to me? Dont worry if you did ;)
    maybe;).. does that mean you like me too? :D<3
    No.

  15. sophiiexoxo sophiiexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. 333ionathomas 333ionathomas
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 8:52am UTC
    a s m i l e i s t h e m o s t b e a u t i t f u l /////♥
    curve on a
    womans body

  19. LiveLoveDream23 LiveLoveDream23
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    No one is ugly,
    we just have different levels of beauty. ♥

  20. biebzx3 biebzx3
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    ******
    I'm living the future not the past .
    *** * **
    notmylayout.

:)

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