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xoDazzleKittyxo
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 6:26pm UTC

&+ Honestly i think it would be hilarious if
the Lays potato chip company's slogan was
"Get Layed"
hahaha get it? i really
don't know how i came up with this.
i just was watching TV and a lays commercial
came on and...
WALLLA!

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Cookie_ninja_xo
posted a quote
December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC

A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxkaslowxx
posted a quote
May 31, 2009 7:19pm UTC

***a quiet girl***
HAS A MILLI0N THINGS GOING THROUGH HER MIND

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 31, 2009 7:56pm UTC

If rainbows are supposed to be cheerful,
W H Y A R E T H E Y A L W A Y S
F r o w n I n g ?

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cheerx342
posted a quote
May 31, 2009 7:25pm UTC

l The hardest thing in universe
l Is to listen to the boy you love
l Talk about the girl
| __ __ __> you wish you were.

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Everlong
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May 31, 2009 6:01pm UTC

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confidence
posted a quote
May 16, 2009 3:33pm UTC

i'mthetypeofgirl
whose got her wedding dress picked out already
but has [ no clue ] what to wear the next day.
butthat'sjustme

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confidence
posted a quote
May 21, 2009 7:39pm UTC

she drags the knife across her skin,
and coaxes out three crimson tears.
one for hate and one for sin,
the last extracting all her fears.
she bleeds for her mistakes,
her wrongs and her fights,
every cut that she takes
carries her to new heights.
each thought drags the knife
deep through her soul
the freed blood replaces life,
and starts taking its toll.
her grip starts to shake
as she falls in a trance,
numbness coats the ache
of an unheeded chance.
the drenched knife drops,
its destiny now fulfilled.
it rests beside the body of
the young girl it just killed.
the knife did the deed,
but the will was her own.
her caged heart is now freed;
done with pounding all alone.
and thus ends the pain
of fate's latest fool,
who severed just one vein
and died a death cruel.
in this lesson, let us revel
in her soul, now consumed,
for in the dance with the devil,
its you who is doomed.
* all mine. read it all the way through.

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confidence
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 3:03pm UTC

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confidence
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 8:44pm UTC

i'm crying every night for you...
and i cant seem to remember
what [ about you ] makes this
worth it

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trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 6:00pm UTC

bgf
that stands for best guy friend. the
one guy who knows all your secrets.
the one guy who tells you all his secrets.
hes the one guy you can be yourself
around. hes the guy you secretly l o v e

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confidence
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 6:24pm UTC

i'm in a bad mood.
i'm done. i just dont care anymore. i'm giving up. instead of
working my butt off to make things happen, i'm just going to
sit back and let things finally happen to me. because truthfully,
i have no freaking idea what to do anymore. truthfully, i'm sick
of being the only one trying . t r u t h f u l l y . . . ?
i couldn't care less. *

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mhmm_itz_lexi
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 2:42pm UTC

&& you ask why;
i haven't talked to you. well,
maybe it's because you slowly
pushed me out of your life. i'm
glad you're f i n a l l y noticing </3

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confidence
posted a quote
May 30, 2009 3:00pm UTC

doesnt it suck
how [ the scenes ] you replay
o v e r & o v e r in your head
are m-o-m-e-n-t-s he'll never
t h i n k [ t w i c e ] a b o u t ?

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Dreamless
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 3:27pm UTC

i f y o u w a n t t o k n o w
where your heart is
look where your mind goes
w h e n i t w a n d e r s . . <3

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ilovemusicx33
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 11:22am UTC

They Both Fell In Love
with [ each other ]
But neither were brave enough to
Admit the truth
Simply because neither one of them
Was willing to lose their
[[ Friendship ]]
add if you like?!
comment please[:

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Conversexcrayonx30
posted a quote
May 28, 2009 9:47pm UTC

He looked at her, and said..
"i bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you without using my lips."
she laughed and said "bets on!"
he bent down and kissed her lips and said,
" i guess i lost."
OMG!!! I loved this soooooo much
NOT MINE < 3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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__daydreamer
posted a quote
May 28, 2009 7:21pm UTC

& s o m e t i m e s ;
i feel like that there's no one who
really understands me , and
[ n o o n e i c a n t r u s t . ]

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