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  1. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    in love playlist ♥
    *requested by KittyChance*
    want a specific playlist. Drop a comment on my profile, I've got music for anything (:
    About You Now - Miranda Cosgrove
    According to You - Orantha
    All For You - Keith Urban
    All I Want To Do - Sugarland
    All Over Me - Josh Turner
    All Your Life - The Band Perry
    All American Girl - Carrie Underwood
    Amazed - Lonestar
    April Showers - Sugarland
    Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not - Thompson Square
    Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
    Beautiful Every Time - Lee Brice
    Because Of Your Love - Kenny Chesney
    Better Life - Keith Urban
    Bless The Broken Road - Rascal Flatts
    Boy Like Me - Jessica Harp
    Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
    Check Yes or No - George Strait
    Check Yes, Juliet - We The Kings
    Cleaning This Gun - Rodney Atkins
    Come Cryin' To Me - Lonestar
    Contagious - Avril Lavigne
    Crazier - Taylor Swift
    Don't Blink - Kenny Chesney
    Don't Walk Away - Miley Cyrus
    Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldean ft Kelly Clarkson
    Dream - Miley Cyrus
    E.T. - Katy Perry
    Enchanted - Taylor Swift
    Ever Ever After - Carrie Underwood
    Everybody - Keith Urban
    Fallin' For You - Colbie Caillat
    Fearless - Taylor Swift
    Feels Just Like A Love Song - Sara Evans
    First Love Song - Luke Bryan
    The Hard Way - Keith Urban
    He Ain't The Leaving Kind - Rascal Flatts
    He Could Be The One - Hannah Montana
    Halo - Beyonce
    Hell On The Heart - Eric Church
    Guys Like Me - Eric Church
    Here We Go Again - Demi Lovato
    Hey Stephen - Taylor Swift
    Hey There Delilah - The Plain White T's
    Hey, Soul Sister - Train
    Hip To My Heart - The Band Perry
    Hit The Ground Runnin' - Keith Urban
    Hold It Against Me - Britney Spears
    Honey Bee - Blake Shelton
    Honey, Honey - Amanda Seyfried
    Hot - Avril Lavigne
    How Forever Feels - Kenny Chesney
    How To Believe - Bridgit Mendler
    I Could Fly - Keith Urban
    I Don't Wanna Miss You - Thompson Square
    I Hope That's Me - Brad Paisley
    I Need You - Tim McGraw ft. Faith Hill
    I Need You - Lee Ann Rimes
    I Run To You - Lady A
    I Wanna Be Your Everything - Keith Urban
    I Won't Let Go - Rascal Flatts
    I'd Love To Be Your Last - Clay Walker
    I'm In - Keith Urban
    I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift
    Innocence - Avril Lavigne
    It Did - Brad Paisley
    Johnny And June - Heidi Newfield
    Just A Kiss - Lady A
    Just Got Started Lovin' You - James Otto
    Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
    Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
    Keep On Lovin' You - Steel Magnolia
    Kiss Me Or Not - Caroline Country
    Kiss The Girl - Ashley Tisdale or The Little Mermaid
    Kissin U - Miranda Cosgrove
    Let Me Down Easy - Billy Currington
    Little Moments - Brad Paisley
    Love Like Crazy - Lee Brice
    Love Song - Miranda Lambert
    Love Story - Taylor Swift
    Lucky - Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Caillat
    Makin' Me Fall In Love Again - Kellie Pickler
    Making Memories Of Us - Keith Urban
    Mary's Song - Taylor Swift
    Me And You - Kenny Chesney
    Mine - Taylor Swift
    My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson
    Naturally - Selena Gomez
    Once In A Lifetime - Keith Urban
    Only You Can Love Me Like This - Keith Urban
    Our Kind Of Love - Lady A
    Our Song - Taylor Swift
    Ours - Taylor Swift
    Please Don't Leave Me - P!nk
    Put You In A Song - Keith Urban
    Quitter - Carrie Underwood
    Ready To Love Again - Lady A
    Realize - Colbie Caillat
    The Reason Why - Little Big Town
    Rockstar - Hannah Montana
    Runnin' Away With My Heart - Lonestar
    See You Again - Miley Cyrus
    She's Callin' It Love - Reba
    She's Everything - Brad Paisley
    She's In Love With The Boy - Trisha Yearwood
    Smile - Uncle Kracker
    So Small - Carrie Underwood
    Some Hearts - Carrie Underwood
    Somebody Like You - Keith Urban
    Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift or Julia Sheer
    Stay Beautiful - Taylor Swift
    Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland
    Suds In The Bucket - Sara Evans
    Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
    Sweet Thing - Keith Urban
    Tattoo - Jordin Sparks
    Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
    That Song In My Head - Julianne Hough
    That's Love - Brad Paisley
    This Kiss - Faith Hill
    Today Was A Fairytale - Taylor Swift
    Twisted - Carrie Underwood
    Two Is Better Than One - Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift
    When I Look At You - Miley Cyrus or Julia Sheer
    Who Are You When I'm Not Looking - Blake Shelton
    Why Can't I - Liz Phair
    Why Don't We Just Dance- Josh Turner
    Why Wait - Rascal Flatts
    Without You - Keith Urban
    Wouldn't Change A Thing - Joe Jonas ft Demi Lovato
    You Are The Only One - Emily Osment
    You Gonna Fly - Keith Urban
    You're My Better Half - Keith Urban
    You Had Me From Hello - Kenny Chesney
    You Walked In - Lonestar
    Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    TEXTS #37
    Daughter: My phone is falling apart.
    The cover on the keyboard came off...
    Mom: Don't have unprotected text.

  4. missJoxoxo missJoxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    dad,how was i born?
    Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
    facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
    at myspace and she agreed to download data
    from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
    transfer we realized that none of us had installed
    a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
    months later a pop up window appeared saying
    you've got a male. ♥

  5. LoveHopeNDreams10 LoveHopeNDreams10
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Awake » Chapter 1 Pt.4
    The room was empty. Not a single person in sight. He could see no sign of anyone having been in there recently.
    “This is getting really weird and freaky,” said Kevin. “No buses. No one at school. It’s Monday! Where’d everyone go?”
    Andrew said, “Maybe today is a day off. It’s not like it always has to be a real holiday.”
    “Then how come no one told us about it?”
    “Look,” said Andrew, pointing down the hall. “It’s Katie! She didn’t go to class.”
    Kevin caught a fleeting sight of her as she ran past. “Looks like she’s going home.”
    “Maybe we should just go home.”
    “Not yet.” Kevin reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.
    “I think I’ll call Brad. See what he’s up to. Maybe he’s got some answers.”
    Kevin called his friend. It rang three times. No one answered.
    He quickly canceled the call and tried again. No one was picking up.
    Frustrated, Kevin grunted, “He’s not answering. He always sleeps in when there’s no school.”
    “That’s okay,” said Andrew dryly. “I think I’ll just go home.”
    Kevin thought of something. “Hey, let’s stop by his place and see if he’s home. He lives really close to school. Just up the road.”
    “Is that okay? I don’t know him.”
    “Sure. He’s fine with everything. If he’s home, we can hang out. He won’t mind.”
    Brad’s house was located in a residential community behind the school.
    It was a two-story house with blue siding. Kevin knocked on the door a few times and rang the bell twice.
    Andrew glanced around the exterior of the home in great interest.
    Though it wasn’t really that amazing of a house, it was definitely a step up from his neighborhood.
    Kevin folded his arms. He waited but no one came to the door.
    “I wonder where everyone went.” He reached into his pocket for a key.
    Andrew looked at him, curious. “You have a key to his house?”
    Kevin unlocked the door and entered. “Our families are really
    close. I stop by after school pretty often.”
    They crossed the hall, stomping dirt over the brown rug.
    The furnished living room was on their right and the fancy dining room was on the left.
    The wooden stairs ahead curved upward to the second floor.
    Kevin ran up the staircase, yelling, “Brad! Are you here?”
    Kevin went straight for his friend’s room. The door was closed.
    He rapped on the door and said, “I’m coming in.” He slowly opened the door and peered inside.
    Brad was in bed, snoring loudly. Resting by the side of his bed was his collie, Max.
    The dog raised his head to look up at Kevin as he entered the room.
    Kevin’s eyes narrowed. “I knew it! You were sleeping!” He stood by the bed and gently shook it.
    “Wake up. It’s almost nine. I said WAKE UP!”
    He screamed into Brad’s ear, smacked his shoulder and finally jostled the bed.
    Brad continued sleeping. He didn’t even stir.
    Andrew heard the yelling. He stood by the door of the bedroom.
    “Is everything all right?”
    Kevin startled tickling Brad by the neck and waist. Brad just
    rolled over. “Wow, he’s usually pretty ticklish.” With a sly grin,
    Kevin told Andrew, “Get me some ice.”
    Andrew nodded and left the room.
    While waiting for Andrew to return, Kevin took Brad’s pillow and whacked him over the face with it.
    He yelled and shouted with all the air in his lungs. He kicked the footboard.
    Nothing he did managed to even disturb Brad’s deep sleep. When Andrew came back with a mug full of ice cubes, he handed it to Kevin. Kevin took an ice cube and rubbed it all over Brad’s face.
    After feeling the cold moisture on his face, Brad twitched, but that was it.
    Max cocked his head and whined, as though he disapproved of what the boys were doing to his owner.
    Kevin said hesitantly, “Brad, come on…wake up already. This is getting ridiculous.”
    Then, as Kevin stared at Brad, an idea popped in his head—a strange idea…one that was impossible.
    It was totally unrealistic, like something out of a bad horror flick. Kevin thought, What if he couldn’t wake up?
    As he pondered over this concept, he began recalling simple things. His mom didn’t leave the lunch bag on the table like she usually did. And the whole way they walked to school, they did not see a car, or a single person other than Katie. He wondered about the implications. It was a ludicrous idea to be sure, but could it be true?
    What if everyone was asleep…and couldn’t wake up?
    Kevin knitted his brow, biting his nail nervously.
    “What’s wrong?” asked Andrew.
    Kevin barked, “Come on! We’re going home right now!”
    Kevin raced down the street, wanting to know if it was possible.
    Could his parents still be sleeping in bed? He prayed to God that it was all just his wild imagination.
    Andrew struggled to keep up, his heavy book bag bouncing up and down his back as he ran.
    When they reached their block, the two boys ran to their homes.
    Kevin sprinted to the master bedroom and kicked the door open.
    Breathless, he stood at the doorsill, gulping air. After he caught his breath, he straightened up and gaped at the bed. His mother and father were still asleep. Kevin stooped over the side of their bed.
    Confused, he pinched their cheeks, hoping they’d be annoyed.
    He shook them, hoping they’d be angry. He cried out the most profane things possible, hoping they’d scold him. They did nothing.
    His eyes wide open, he gazed at them for several minutes, until he finally broke down.
    "A bad dream. This has got to be a bad dream!"
    Tears pouring down his cheeks, Kevin squatted by the side of the bed. He wondered if they would ever wake up. Then he wondered if he would wake up from this nightmare. He covered his damp eyes with his hands and screamed his lungs out. He kept screaming and screaming until his voice cracked. Was this the end of
    the world? He had no idea. But to him, it sure felt like it.

  6. WhuddupPaino WhuddupPaino
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Boy: I love you
    Girl: Prove it, scream to the world that you love me.
    Boy: *whispers* I love you
    Girl: Why did you whisper?
    Boy: Because you are my world
    ----------------------------------------------------

  7. zeebabexoxo zeebabexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    "Its just the same sad story that everyone knows."
    One heart holds on//
    while the other
    Lets go.

  8. leftbhnd leftbhnd
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    If you wanted to be my only one,
    if you wanted to see this happen,
    maybe you should've tried harder♥

  9. mkmarsh18 mkmarsh18
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    ♥ IN LOVE?♥
    Listen to:
    1. Best Love Song by T-pain
    2. Someone Like You by Boys like girls
    3. You Got Me by Colbie Caillat
    4. My Kind of Perfect by David Archuleta
    5. More Than Anyone by Gavin Degraw
    6. Fallen by Jason Derulo
    7. Queen of Hearts by Jason Derulo
    8. Love This Pain by Lady Antebellum
    9. 1,000 Faces by Randy Montana
    10. Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    11. A Drop in the Ocean by Ron Pope
    12. If it's Love by Train
    13. Good to You by Marianas Trench
    14. Forever by Fireflight

    enjoy!

  10. endlessdreamer96 endlessdreamer96
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
    {A} Almost Boobs.?
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain.
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
    ~facebook

  11. lalalaLexiie lalalaLexiie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Justin: Knock knock.
    Esperanza: Who's there?
    Justin: Esperanza Spalding.
    Esperanza: Esperanza Spalding who?
    Justin: Exactly.

  12. LynnnLoveee LynnnLoveee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Girl: I have a garden.
    Boy: Wait what?
    Girl:"I want.. my tulips to meet your tulips♥.."
    Boy: (;
    *Like if you get it.*

  13. x3secreetlovve x3secreetlovve
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    +& it bugs me
    When people say:
    "My life sucks"
    no, i'm pretty sure it doesnt... you have
    a closet full of brand name clothing, a cell phone,
    a laptop, a great opportunity to get a good education...
    i mean really ? what more do you want ? do you know how
    many people wish they had had a life half as great as yours is.
    "I hate my parents !"
    you mean the people who feed you ,
    clothe you , care for you , and love you ? the
    ones who always try their best to do everything they
    can to help you...? you hate them because they won't let you
    go to a party, because they just want you be to safe...?
    "I'm starving !"
    uhmm... no honey you are not.
    you just had 3 slices of pizza, and large
    fries about two hours ago... you wanna know
    what starving is..? it's the children in Africa, who
    haven't eaten in days... now THAT is starving.
    i mean i know sometimes i say these too...
    but i think that we just have life so easy . and we very
    don't appreciate things. we think that nothing is ever good
    enough , and a lot of the times we dont realize that some people
    have life so much harder than we do , and they don't complain half of
    the amount we do...

  14. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    Just Remember
    beautiful pictures develop from the negatives in a dark room.
    so if you see darkness in your life
    just be reassured that a beautiful picture
    is being prepared.

  15. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 9:10pm UTC
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  16. Basma Basma
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    14th Febuary:
    Girl: Happy Valentines Day!
    Boy: Um... yeah :)
    -Girl passes him a big box of chocolates-
    -Boy passes her a tiny box, to which she looks dissapointed-
    Boy: Now, before you open this, I want you to know something... I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
    Girl: (Shocked) -Opens box-
    Gasp*
    Boy: Because I want to be your husband.

  17. happygolucky2015 happygolucky2015
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    this boy;
    ---->used to ask his mom,
    "How can i find the right girl for me?"
    and she would answer;
    "don't worry about finding the right
    girl-concentrate on becoming the right
    guy." <3

  18. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    yo, i'm hungary.
    why don't you czech the fridge?
    okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
    hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
    yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
    ew, there is norway you can eat that.
    yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
    that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
    denmark your name on the can.
    kenya do it for me?
    okay, i'm ghana do it.
    thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
    damn! you must have really ran like a niger.

  19. leeahhx leeahhx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    ██████████████
    Some people can`t sleep because they have insomnia. I can`t sleep because I have Internet
    connection.
    █████████████

  20. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    notmine

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