SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
me: did you call me a hoe?
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
me: no!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
me: did you call me a hoe?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
me: im asking you a question. did you call me a hoe?
SantaClaus: That's what I'm here for!
me: im not a hoe!
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
me: i said im not a hoe!
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
me: im not a hoe!
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.
me: you suck!
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Be nice.
me: well you arent.
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
me: i will be nice once you apologize for calling me a hoe.
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit.
Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Not funny.
me: yes it is.
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Be nice.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Not funny.
me: LOSER!
SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
me: fine.
SantaClaus: Excellent!
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves.
me: i know!
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
me: i will call you what i want to call you.
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
me: loser!
SantaClaus: Not funny.
me: yes it is!!!!!
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
me: im sorry i was being so mean.
SantaClaus: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance.
me: thanks.
SantaClaus: My pleasure, anytime.
i love talking to santa its sooo funny. i dont want to give out my screen name so i just put me instead(:
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