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moniqueasaurus
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:55am UTC

Next time a blocked number calls you,
answer like this,
"hey this is Jim's wh0re house.
You got the dough, we got the h0e."

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NeonScribbles
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:53pm UTC

School #1
Having a cough attack;;
when your phone goes off in class.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ivelz17
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC

#8 Akward Moments
When your bowling and Justin Bieber is dancing on your lane.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 5:30pm UTC

-NOTMYFORMAT-
seeing a car inside the mall &
WONDERING;
"how the heck did they get that in here?"

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boylover13flirtz14
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 5:13pm UTC

♥kissing burns 26 calories per minute.♥
with tongue,
you burn 30 calories per minute.
interesting? Yes!
wanna exercise?

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gracelovesyou
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC

dear boys
you are lucky you're so cute, or we wouldn't give you the time of day.
xoxo the girls

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ghenakalhaa
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:11pm UTC

When Im older & my little daughter asks me
who my first love was
I dont want to have to pull out the old photo album ;;
I want to be able to point across the room & say:
" He's sitting right over there"

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Do you know what its like;
having a very pretty best friend?
the girl everyone likes. the girl everyone wants.
the girl everyone finds beautiful.. ///////////
And you're just the friend.
The really good friend who has everything less than her.
( And you try to pretend it doesn't affect you, and you're cool with it. )
When really, all you want is to be in her place
F O R O N C E .

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SilentForce
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Pretending too die
infront of your pet
to see how they react

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:34pm UTC

&&if you asked me if i loved him,
i'd lie.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:23pm UTC

Three biggest lies from a guy's mouth
1. I'm not that type of guy.
2. I won't hurt you.
3. I'm sorry.

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vickyxo
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:05pm UTC

I hate when guys with hot hair cut it off.
& then just turn awkward and ugly.

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00cookiemonster00
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 5:04pm UTC

I have the urge to
grab him and say 'hey.'

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rachel6931
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:27pm UTC

It's funny how last year, i didn't even know you.
now,,
you mean everything to me.

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ImaaTurtle
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 2:08pm UTC

& remember when
using ''protection''
meant wearing your helmet?
♥♥♥♥♥

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candy177582
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC

20 years from now
when we show our kids our i-pods:
they'll ((laugh)) in our faces
when we play our music
they'll cover their ears
when we show them pictures of ourselves
they'll say "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"
And we'll simply reply
It was cool then....

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halfempty
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 8:30pm UTC

When you see a hot guy:
10% when you're single and looking for a boyfriend
30% when you're in a relationship
60% when you're with your boyfriend

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JBieberFacts
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 9:28pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #315
Justin once said "The problem is when I meet a girl,
I don't know if she likes me or the lifestyle."

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kayyllaaaxox
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 10:15pm UTC

taylor swift thinks
n i n e t e e n
is too young to be played
i could only imagine what she'd think if she heard
what you did to me;
a 14 year old
</3

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