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  1. awesomegirl904 awesomegirl904
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Today my 5 year old brother said...
    'i hate cancer.'
    &he dosent even have it ♥
    we all do.
    fav if you just smiled.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    εїз
    marshmel lows cannot f ly;
    I cannot fly.
    Therefore, I am a marshmellow.
    [[♥if you, too, are a marshmellow.]]
    follow me, i follow back:) -love, jimmy365

  4. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:08am UTC
    •••••••••
    Child: Mom, I love you!
    Mom: I love you too!(:
    Teenager: Mom, I love you!
    Mom: Yes, what do you want
    •••••••••


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  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:34am UTC
    running up the stairs real fast
    because you sense an evil presense behind you?
    nmq
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Dear bed,
    I know that I left you this morning, but I love you.
    Take me back?
    follow me, I follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    format credit; ThatsSoMee

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Friend: "Your parents are so nice!"
    Me: "Yeah, that's because you're here."
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Doing the "I'm thinking real hard"
    look when the teacher looks at you.
    nmf

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    i just feel like
    i should just stop thinking about it, you know, but i can't.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    "I didn't do it...."
    "Then why are you laughing?"
    "Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!"
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    nmq

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Friend:You ask!
    Me: No, you ask!
    Friend:No, you ask!
    Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
    ask you a question?
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    days when you straight up hate everyone.

  14. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    I wonder how Josh
    Feels now that
    Oprah is cancelled?

    nmq/nmf

  15. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:28am UTC
    CHRISTMAS WAS SO MUCH BETTER
    when i was a little kid.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Saying "nevermind"
    When you don't feel like repeating yourself.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    The Amanda Show
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Pink toilet.
    Pink toilet who?
    I'm gonna hit you in the head with a pink toilet.
    Pink toilet who?
    Huh?
    *whack*
    Pink toilet who?

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    ore
    he said not to tell a soul...
    then why are you telling me?
    because you're a ginger!
    no offense intended towards anyone - it's just a joke.
    it's also not mine (:

  19. skittles7 skittles7
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    I'll never be good enough..

  20. kateli325 kateli325
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    LOVE PINK LOV LOVE PINK LO PINK LOVE PI
    LOVE PINK LOVE LOVE PINK LOV PINK LOVE PI
    LOVE LOV LOVE PINK LOVE PINK LOVE PI
    LOVE LOVE LOVE PINK LOVE PINK LOVE PI
    LOVE PINK LOV LOVE PINK LOVE PINK LOVE P
    LOVE LOVE PINK LOVE PINK LOVE PI
    LOVE LOVE PINK LOVE PIN LOVE PI
    LOVE LOVE PINK LOVE PIN LOVE PI

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