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  1. Biancaaa_xx Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Top reasons to like
    a status:
    1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.
    2. I completely agree.
    3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.
    4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.

  2. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    There are two reasons people
    don't talk about something.
    Either it means nothing
    or it means everything.♥


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. The_thunder The_thunder
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Today I saw a quarter,
    It was lying on the ground in the mall.
    When I tried to pick it up, I realized it
    was super glued to the ground. I looked
    around to see if anyone saw me.
    a n d t h e n I saw
    a old man laughing at me and holding a tube
    of crazy glue. I can only wish I was that
    cool when im that old.
    MLIA.

  5. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    How do I feel about my period?
    Oh, we're tight . I love it .
    I wanna hold really soft things,
    like my cat .
    It makes me feel really pure.
    Sometimes I just wanna run on
    the beach.
    I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
    & I do it in my white spandex!
    And usually, by the third day,
    I really just wanna dance .
    The adds on TV are really helpful,
    'cause they use that blue liqiud,
    And I'm like, "Oh! That's
    what's supposed to happen!"
    Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?
    kotex commercial (: *nmf

  6. Kiles96 Kiles96
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    dear mom & dad,
    if my friends really did jump off a cliff,
    it's because it was my idea.
    Sincerely,
    your daughter is a leader not a follower

  7. Kaybay36 Kaybay36
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    We fight like a married couple
    Talk like best friends
    Flirt like first loves
    and protect eachother like brother and sister

    -----------------------
    nmf.

  8. BSF BSF
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    if you love something,
    set it free. if it comes
    back, it was meant to
    be. if it continues to fly,
    let it soar, it means
    that there's something
    better in store.

  9. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:50am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    my ex updated his Facebook status
    and said he was standing on a cliff,
    so i poked him.
    -----------♥-----------
    nmq,nmf

  10. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 1:51am UTC
    When l grow up,
    I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
    and be that awesome adult that her kids love.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

  11. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    That was funny..
    But I don't like you..so I'm not going to laugh.

  12. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. RiahJo RiahJo
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
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  14. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    It's so adorable when couples act like best friends...
    & it's also adorable when best friends act like a couple♥ ///

  15. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I'm sorry I mistook all of our laughs,
    long nights, sweet texts, and inside
    jokes as you caring. I'll think twice
    before wasting my time again.

  16. kaykay1 kaykay1
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    What's teenage love?
    It's staying up late for each other & barely staying awake in class the next day. It's passing each other in the hall to say Hi, and ending up running in right at the bell. It's going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with silence that's comfortable. It's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping onto your shoulder, & you resting your head in his arms. It's walking around at night with no reason at all. His chest; her head; and looking at the stars. It's uncertainty of how long it will last, a risk your both willing to take, even if it means you'll have a broken heart. It's not yet true love. It's teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our hearts &never go away.

  17. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    That boy and girl
    they fight constantly, but they love all of the same music.
    he's immature, but she still laughs at his jokes.
    they both say they hate each other, but secretly are happy when people
    tell them that they would make a good couple.
    they act like they're nothing more than friends, but everyone knows otherwise.
    when people ask, they say they don't like each other, but still hope that the other one is lying.
    she's a total genius, but he's the class clown.
    she's more beautiful than she'll ever know, but he already does.
    they are completely different, but they're absolutely perfect for each other. ♥

  18. zeebabexoxo zeebabexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    ***
    He smiles then looks away ;;
    and you wonder::
    Just maybe that smile
    meant something he
    Couldnt Say.
    ***


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. ssuummeerr143 ssuummeerr143
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 12:30pm UTC
    The Story of us
    LOOKS A LOT LIKE A TRAGEDY NOW.

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