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Avril1212
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October 6, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Shoot for the stars
so if you fall
you land on a cloud
nmf
nmf

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:38pm UTC

When my mom tells me to go out and have a social life. So I start singing....
Me: I know of a place
Where you never get hurt,
A magical place
with magical charms. Indoors. Indoors.
Indooooooors

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callmelauren
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August 22, 2012 8:55pm UTC

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sofiakr16
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August 22, 2012 8:10pm UTC

It´s just a bad day
not a bad life
:)

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xoCaitlinxo243
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Today,
my sister came into my room and saw a picture on my computer from last summer. The guy I'm in love with is in that picture, and she asked me about him. We have so many problems, and I ended up venting to her about them. When I was done, she told me:
"He doesn't deserve you anyway. You're too good for him."
That's why I love her ♥

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AshleyyMariee
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August 21, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I'm shy. I can't talk to people I don't know, but that changed today. I was shopping with my mom, sister, and aunt. We decided to get something to eat so we went to Subway. I saw this kid working and instantly blushed. I whispered a joke I've heard once before about guys who work at Subway to my sister. He made my sub then I whispered to my sister "I finally talked to an attractive boy." She just laughed. I placed the chips on our table and walked back to get our drinks. He just looked at me and smiled. Once I got our drinks, I sat down. He was going on break and sat at the table directly behind me. My aunt said that he kept looking at me. Once he was done eating, he went back to work. We were getting ready to leave and I told my mom, sister, and aunt that we can't leave yet. They asked why and I said because I want to give him my number. They laughed, not thinking I'd actually give him it. I wrote my number on a napkin, walked over to him, handed him the napkin, smiled, and walked out of Subway. I was proud of myself. I can't talk to people. This was a big step for me. Oh, I also forgot to mention, we've been texting ever since I gave him my number. WIn for me! c:

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:12pm UTC

I saw a status on Facebook that said "Remember a size zero only exists on a mannequin."
I guess I'm a mannequin then? Cool.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:43am UTC

So last night, I was babysitting this little girl.
In the middle of the night, she woke me up-
And said she had a nightmare.
S o I a s k e d h e r w h a t i t w a s a b o u t , e x p e c t i n g s o m e t h i n g l i k e m o n s t e r s .
Instead, she talked about how her grandma was over and was making cookies.
T h e n h e r b r o t h e r a n d g r a n d m a r a n a w a y w i t h t h e c o o k i e s
And she was sad cause she wanted a cookie.
It was adorable.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC

IDGAF
I don't give away food.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Drake: Gee, I don't know, maybe it's that one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Josh: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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I_Dont_Know
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August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC

YOLO backwards is OLOY,
"Only Losers Obey Yolo"
9gag FTW

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xolivelaughxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:04pm UTC

I think my iPhone is broken...
I press the home button yet I’m still at school.

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TVQuotes
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August 12, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Drake and Josh #8
Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.
Megan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?
Josh: No... But thank you for pointing out that possibility.
follow me, I'll follow back

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xolivelaughxo
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

•••Don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine•••

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xolivelaughxo
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Like if you agree!
When the teacher erases the board sloppily and leaves a mark or two I go completely
Insane.

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Me: OH MY GOD, I hate periods so much! The cramps can go f.ck themselves.
Friend: I don't get cramps.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Cops: So, her uterus just ripped itself out?
Me: Sounds about right.

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cuddlethosehaters
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC

That akward moment..
when you try to hug someone sexy and you head but the
mirror...

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justxanotherxsecret
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC

I wonder,
If anyone wishes for me at 11:11.

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poohbear102396
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Hi there,
my name is Hayley and I'm training at camp half-blood for the 76th Hunger Games, Studying at Hogwarts in Narnia.
So write me a letter at
42 wallby way.
k bye

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neversaynever16
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August 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
That awkward moment
When you want to scare someone
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But they take too long to come out.

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