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2. JessicaLyn96
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   December 6, 2010 8:19pm UTC
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   xxxxx I just read somewhere that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I'm not trying to cause any trouble here but shouldn't that be an even number?? xxxxx
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   not my format
   
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3. Shanapple
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   November 13, 2010 10:42pm UTC
   And Who Else
   --> wants a gay best friend
   So he can tell you that you
   look fabulous.
   
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4. itslashellebitchezz
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   November 20, 2010 2:35pm UTC
   The akward moment when
   you're alone with someone you barely know.
   ♥
   :0:0♥
   
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5. kate32
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   November 24, 2010 7:02pm UTC
   I love how if our school is on
   fire
   We go outside and watch it
   burn
   
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6. mc123laugh
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   November 4, 2010 4:18pm UTC
   i do that too #18
   choosing to run down the wheelchair ramp instead of walking down the stairs.
   
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7. take_my_heartxox
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   November 2, 2010 5:04pm UTC
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8. 
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9. xoxoballiinn16
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2010 6:39pm UTC
   I run away when I press a toy at a store
   >> and it won't stop making noises
   [[♥]]
   
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10. BEACHYLOVE
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    November 26, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Hasanyoneevernoticed?
    On witty, when someone doesn’t have a profile picture there is a picture of a gray guy. Wouldn’t it be more fitting to have a picture of a gray girl?
    ♥
    
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11. mc123laugh
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    i do that too #25
    puting your ipod on shuffle, and then skipping to the song you want to hear.
    
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12. DUH_iTS_MEx3
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    The best comeback to "That's what she said";
    "Not to you" (;
    format credit to whoever
    
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13. laklak9614
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    -----> && i hate it when teachers give you a
    time limit to go to the bathroom...
    i mean...
    " hellooooo... i cant really control
    the speed of my pee"
    happen to anyone else??
    
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14. lyssaluuxox
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    My mom and I are buying makeup for me:
    Little Brother: "What's that?"
    Mom: "She wears it to make herself look pretty."
    Little Brother: "....It's not working."
    THANKS FAMILY, LOVE YOU TOO.
    
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15. daydreamerxox13
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    *Sneeze*
    "Bless you."
    *Sneeze*
    "Bless you."
    *Sneeze*
    "DUDE, WTF?"
    
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16. ashdan
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    That awkward feeling
    when you realize
    you're chewing on a borrowed pencil.
    fave if it happens to you♥
    
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17. Wasema
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    November 27, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    <div style="background-color: black"> <p style="text-align: center"><br /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family:century gothic;"><span style="color: #696969"><span style="font-size: 20px"><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Would He like Me If</strong> I Had Her Hair<span style="font-family:tahoma;">?</span><br /> <strong>Would He Like Me</strong> <strong>If </strong>I Had Her Smile<span style="font-family:tahoma;">?</span><br /> <strong> Would He Like Me If </strong>I Had Her Body<span style="font-family:tahoma;">? </span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size:36px;"><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="color: #40e0d0">Would He Like Me If I Wasn't Me?<br /> <br /> <br /> </span></span></em></span></p> </div>
    When you get a bruise, 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% don't ever realize they got it, and 80% poke it to see how much it hurt. Click the ♥ if you're one of the 10% who does all three.
    
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18. l0vE123
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    Does anyone else ;
    act completely calm around their parents
    but as soon as they're with
    their friends , they're like
    the Energizer bunny on crack ? (:
    Not my format .
    
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19. Twilightluv12497
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    Boy: I promise I will be a good boyfriend
    Girl: How can I trust you?
    Boy: I don't own Black Ops.
    
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20. Chloee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    mom, I just woke up..
    ..dont talk to me
    
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