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  1. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    Suicide is your way of saying to God,
    You can't fire me, I quit.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  4. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    "worst.idea.ever. "
    *pause*
    "let's do it."

  5. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    You Love Witty
    Profiles?
    Then stop swearing. Steve post, 2 hours ago, that if none of the 'swearing quotes' are deleted, then he is shutting witty :( Witty is shutting 'cause of google.
    I'mma go to pympy profiles, or that.
    LET'S DO A PETITION?!
    LETS GET THIS TO THE
    TOP QUOTES, SO
    STEVE CAN SEE IT!!
    AND SIGN IT? THANKS.
    I WILL FOLLOW EVERY
    MEMBER WHO FAVES/
    COMMENTS!
    THIS IS NOT FOR
    FAVES!!

  6. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Casey Anthony adopted a dog...
    Let's hope she doesn't kill it.

  7. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    w h e n y o u ' r e i n a c r o w d e d p l a c e
    and hear people behind you laugh,
    there is always a part of you that
    t h i n k s t h e y a r e l a u g h i n g a t y o u .

  8. EllieBabeex33 EllieBabeex33
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    /reads message from steve/
    HOLY CRAP, 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:45pm UTC

    "I'm gonna stay up alllllll night!"
    *2 hours later*
    "Fudge this shrub, I'm tired."
    jimmy365
    my format:)!:)

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  11. xoemily436xo xoemily436xo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    *insert overly dramatic/emotional quote about love here*♥ ♥ ♥

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Holding her hand in public
    Is just another way of saying you're proud to have her.

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:52am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:06am UTC
    Please don't change.
    But i'm a transformer.
    nmq

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    Beyonce: Hey, Justin, will you sing my song?
    Justin Bieber: hey, yeh sure what one?
    Beyonce: Great! 'if i were a boy'?
    nmq

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Remember When
    we first became friends & we tried to act normal around each other? L O L

  18. TaelorIsAwesome TaelorIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Fave for showers.
    Comment for baths.

  19. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Favorite This Quote If:
    You're depressed.
    You lost someone who meant a lot to you.
    You got your heart broken recently.
    You're a victim of bullying.
    You feel invisible.
    You've had/have suicidal thoughts.
    You hate yourself.
    You think you're ugly.
    You've been called names.
    You've been stabbed in back.
    You've been replaced by someone you thought cared about you.
    You feel worthless sometimes.
    You wish you could be someone else.
    You think you're a waste of space.
    Let me tell you something, gorgeous. If you favorited this quote, I want to tell you this You shouldn't
    feel this way at all. I want you to look in the mirror. I want you to feel your heart beating. I want
    you to think of all the people who love you. To them, you're perfect. To me, you're perfect.
    Don't bring yourself down. You're .. beautiful.
    Trust me.
    Don't believe me? Comment me. I'll give a hundred reasons why you should love your life.
    I will never let you feel like you're facing this alone.

  20. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Awkward Moment When,
    the red on the candy canes, isn't the only red you see on Christmas morning.
    darn you, period.

:)

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