You know your a hick if.....
you have never once meet someone who didn't know what a hick was.
you know every single person on your street, or town.
you live in "the sticks"
you ask what "the burbs" are.
you laugh when people point out wild turkeys because you see them everyday on the bus.
you see at least one farm everyday.
the county fair is the biggest event of the year.
you have designer clothing. that is, if John Deer is a designer.
work boots are more popular then any other kind of shoe.
you know what a truck pull is.
your in 4H.
you know what 4H is.
you give give directions like this: "just go over past Bill's new farm and take a turn on that big tree."
you have no need for a cell phone because you don't get service anywhere near your house.
your school is WAAAAAAY out in the middle of nowhere.
your cousins with half your grade.
your parents grew up together.
you know green and yellow are john deer colors.
you hate when people ask to barrow lipgloss. obviously you don't own lipgloss!
and last but not least, you are referred to as hick chick, hillbilly, farmer, hick etc.
you are a hick.