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  1. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    To decode this you need to first FAV this...
    Then press F13.
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  2. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Just throwing lamps
    at people who need to lighten up.

  3. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Q: What has had more colors than
    a crayon box?
    A: Nicki Minaj's hair.

  4. mrsfredweasley mrsfredweasley
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    all i want for christmas is you...
    to get hit by a bus ♥
    gmARGvPlI

  5. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Menstration
    Menopause
    Mental Breakdowns
    notice how all of women's problems
    begin with men.

  6. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    OOPS;; I'm sorry,
    I thought you would be different...
    but you are just like the rest

  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. Lilmonster82393 Lilmonster82393
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. DontBeShy DontBeShy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I like big butts and i cannot lie
    you otha brothas cantnmf.
    accept
    deny

  10. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 12:24am UTC
    HE'S NO QUARTER BACK AND SHE'S NO PROM QUEEN
    THEY'RE JUST A COUPLE OF OUTCAST TEENS
    HE LIKES HER EYES ----------- SHE LIKES HIS SMILE
    HE'S LONELY >>>> SHE WANTS TO BE HIS ONE AND ONLY
    MAYBE THEY'LL SHED THEIR FEARS
    BEFORE THE OTHER DISSAPEARS
    MAYBE THEY'LL REALIZE THEY BELONG
    AND I CAN FINISH THIS LOVE SONG ♥

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Rejection doesn't hurt expectation does.
    Lies don’t kill, denial does.
    Forgetting doesn’t heal, forgiveness does.

  12. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    The only difference
    between tattooed people & non-tattooed people is,
    tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Oh, hey, don't worry about me.
    I LOVE BEING IGNORED BY THE ONE PERSON I CARE ABOUT.

  14. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    even though i've stopped liking you, everytime someone says your name, my head turns right toward them. it's like every time i hear it, i think of all we could've had,
    and all that could've happnened, but didnt. ♥

  15. Dumblovexoxo Dumblovexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Y o u s a y y o u r d o n e
    BUT YOUR MASCARA STILL RUNS
    You say your finished, this is the end
    But we both know your pillow will have tears this weekend
    ((IHATEHIMISALLYOU CANSAY))
    But yet you run to see him right the next day
    When are these feelings gonna go away?
    Probably not tomorrow and definitely not today.

  16. malkamania malkamania
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    when a girl tells you to
    "have fun"
    it means she wants you to
    have a horrible time without her.

  17. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    the person who loves you,
    is not the person who sees you every day, but the person who looks for you every day. ♥

  18. Ohdaarling Ohdaarling
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for. ♥

  19. freckleface2785 freckleface2785
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    top 10 names, that you should name your kid to ruin their life.
    1) Ben Dover
    2) Holden MaGroin
    3) Hugh Jass
    4)Justin Time
    5)Anita Bath
    6)Noah Fence
    7) Matt Trez
    8) Ivana Tinkle
    9)Mike Hunt
    10) Sheik Yabooty
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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