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  1. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Future
    daughter: "mom, i love this band--"
    Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? Merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?!?"

  2. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I just saw this status on Facebook:
    Lms if you're thankful for your mom.. Repost or she passes at 11 tonight!
    And I thought to my self:
    Passes what? The Biscuits?

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    ~• ~•
    ~• ~• ~•
    ~• ~•
    First known picture of Michael Phelps.

  4. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    .I just made a new tumblr called
    "DemiLovatoconfessions"Submit any Demi Lovato confessions you may have! And ill post them on a picture of Demi,If you do ill follow you on tumblr(:
    http://demilovatoconfessionsss.tumblr.com♥

  5. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:36pm UTC
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  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    World wants One Direction...♥
    “Let's go back to 2010... Everything started in 2010 where 5 guys auditioned individually for the X Factor not knowing that in 2012 they would have a huge success. Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles and Liam Payne became a band in the British contest XFactor. Show after show, these 5 boys, won the heart of thousands of girls and become one of the best English boy bands. Two years later, One Direction are no longer considered one of the best bands on the UK, but one of the best bands in the world. Their talent went beyond borders and now they have millions of fans waiting for their first world tour.One Direction became our idols and our inspiration. And slowly One Direction make this beautiful family, with your love and simplicity. They has made us smile, laugh, cry, and believe in our dreams. But most of all, they has made us
    proud to be their fan" ♥
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/credit to trish of youtube

  7. TyLeRiShOt TyLeRiShOt
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    "Stop the traffic...
    let 'em through."
    f a v e i f y o u k n o w w h e r e t h i s i s f r o m. ♥

  8. purplerox2010 purplerox2010
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC
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    Get out, get out,
    Get out of my head.
    And fall into my arms instead.
    Format by: kaepow

  9. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    British: One Dye-rection.
    Americans: One Der-ection.
    Aussies: One Da-rection.
    Chinese: Wan Da-re-shun.
    Irish: Wonder-action.
    ^ LOL im Irish!
    nmq

  10. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Weird Thought
    In 100 years
    Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
    of dead people.
    should i do a series?(:

  11. gkaston gkaston
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    read it, it's worth it, promise..
    There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
    1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
    2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
    3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
    That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
    15-34.
    Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
    You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
    May the odds be ever in your favor..

  12. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    My thoughts during school
    me:why
    me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
    me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
    me: whens lunch
    me: the f*ck is this
    me: why are you here
    me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
    me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the
    hunger games
    me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my trousers
    me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
    me: ugh

  13. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  15. sarabella4829 sarabella4829
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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  16. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    The old witty;
    ○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
    ○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
    ○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
    ○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
    ○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
    The ''new'' witty;
    ○ pending moderation
    ○ One Direction
    ○ The Hunger Games
    . . .

  17. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    *Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on*
    Drake: that's when you're the prettiest.
    One direction: that's what makes you beautiful.
    Big time rush: i don't know why you always get so insecure.
    Jonas brothers: you're beautiful, but you don't even try.
    Kids at school: what is that omg get back to the zoo.
    -tumblr

  18. RachelWils0n RachelWils0n
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    When Guys Bite Their Lip
    In that sexual way
    It's like UGH, let's make babies...
    like right now please & thank you.

  19. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

  20. secretvent23 secretvent23
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Elementary school;
    eww! you kissed him..
    Middle school;
    C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
    High school;
    Seriously guys, stop making out and go get a room!

:)

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