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Emilie Hacking!♥

Hey y'all. Emilie hurrrr. Wow, I'm so cool. ANYWAY. You've come across the Witty page of a miss Liv Rae D____. Well, obviously you've come across it, she's so Witty famous, everyone's seen her page. But that's not the point. The point is, Liv is my one of my best friends in the whole wide world. She's so amazing. She doesn't see it but she is. So many people hate her but she's absolutely flawless. In the eyes of her husband, anyway. (Oh yeah, I'm Liv's husband. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I can't be a husband…) On 11.11.11, I proposed to her, and we're going to have the Wedding in June. It's a private wedding, sorry, you're not invited. She's my Witty Best Friend, but I don't feel right putting the "witty" in front, because honestly, we're closer than the average internet friends. We know everything about each other, lawls. She's mad cuz I'm cheating on her with Harry Styles &my other boyfriend, but she should know I love her most. She drove eight hours to see me… and a bunch of other people but I mean still. I'm her favorite<3 She's driving another eight hours to see me in June. And she's staying at my house for seven whole days. y0u w!$h y0u w3r3 m3. Kidding(: I call Liv, Liver and she calls me Emers. Woohoooo. Did you know that she's black? Jk, she's not black. Which means she can't listen to Mac Miller!!! Cuz that's just too black for Liv. When she comes in June, I'm pretty sure she's planning on slapping my ex-boyfriend, even though he's my boyfriend again. It'll be funny anyway. If you're reading this &you're not one of the 3800+ people following Liv, you should start following her. Okay? Okay good. Love you Liv, you're my wife, my best friend, my sister, all that jaazzz. And I love you, whoever you are reading this:) xoxox

 
  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:20am UTC
    10 Key Lessons
    to remember in order to make it through life
    1. Throughout your life, you will only meet a few people that you can trust entirely.
    Unfortunately, you don't always know whether someone is trustworthy or not until
    it's too late & you've already made a big mistake. All I can tell you is to be careful.
    2. Don't feel rushed to find love just because a lot of people around you already have.
    Some people find "the one" right away, & others have to be patient & wait. It's not fair,
    trust me, I know. B u t t h a t ' s j u s t t h e w a y i t i s .
    3. Most people will leave you after promising they never will. You can ask as many people
    as you want for advice, but it's honestly not going to help you stop missing the ones who
    have left you. It takes time & getting used to your life without those people in it. You need
    to realize that it is possible to be happy without the ones you once thought you need the
    most, & that is something you need to do on your own. Others can't do it for you.
    4. Life becomes so much easier once you stop caring what others think of you. That chick
    that sits nexts to you in math thinks you're ugly? laugh it off because you are beautiful &
    the people who truly matter know it. In a few years, you will be off in college while this chick
    is flipping burgers at McDonalds because she thought judging everyone based on their looks
    was more important than her school work. As you can see, she's often wrong.
    5. Do not get so absorbed in the drama in school & the whole "who is wearing what" stuff.
    First off, getting involved in drama makes people lose respect for you. Secondly, your
    academics are far more important than childish drama. They determine where you go to
    college, & that plus what you accomplish there determines the rest of your life.
    Focus on your school work.
    6. If someone is causing you so much pain, let go of them. I know it's not as simple as I make
    it sound, but you need to surround yourself with the people who make you smile the most &
    laugh so hard you feel a 6 pack coming on.
    7. Your parents love you, they're not trying to ruin your life. They've been walking this planet
    longer than you have, so trust them on most things.
    8. There will be this boy you will meet when you are young, & you two will fall deeply in love.
    You will love him for the rest of your life, but you most likely won't marry him, no matter how
    positive you are that you will. Some people are meant to fall in love but aren't meant to be.
    9. Killing yourself is not the answer to all your issues. It's a permanent solution to your
    temporary problems, which is pointless. I know it feels like the end of the world & things
    will never get better, but I promise you it will pass. Talk to someone, because even though
    it feels like no one cares, several people do.
    10. Love who you have in your life now because you're lucky if even one
    of them stays there forever. Do me a favor & smile. Life seems long, but
    someday it will all flash before your eyes.

  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Some Of The Most
    happy, upbeat songs I know make me break down in tears
    due to the memories attached

  3. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    I grew tired of waiting for you.

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Sometimes
    when you're really awkward, you do awkard things ♥

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I Used To
    wake up to texts from you every morning. now I wake up every morning
    with an e m p t y i n b o x & a question running through my head-
    "will we talk at all today?"

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Ever Since
    you walked out of me life, I hate doing even the simplest things.
    I hate hanging out with my friends because I know that if I still
    had you, that would be us spending time together. I hate long
    car rides b e c a u s e the one thing that once made me tolerate
    them was texting you the whole way. I hate that moment
    when I finish my homework & I'm bored, unsure of what to do
    next because if this was a few months ago, I wouldn't even
    hesitate to pick up my phone & dial your number, which I still
    know by heart. I hate how simply living my life gives me constant
    reminders that everything has changed just because you suddenly
    decided I'm a waste of your time

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    You Don't Even Know
    that I'm falling apart. why not? because you're not here. & maybe, just maybe, that's the reason why
    I'm falling apart in the first place

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    I Don't Trust
    anyone anymore. if you trust people with your secrets, they share them.
    if you trust people in what they say, they break their promises

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    What Do You Do
    when you lose the one & only person t h a t g a v e y o u h o p e ?

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    At First,
    I thought you were everything I've been looking for,
    but I was wrong. what I want is someone who doesn't
    walk out of my life without saying goodbye... you know
    what? I want someone who doesn't walk out of my life
    at all & leave me wondering why I'm not good enough.
    that person isn't you

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Please read.
    To all the people hating on nevercutyourbeautiful..stop it. SHES REAL, shes not fake stop calling her that. i talk to her all the time, and everything. If you read this, go to her profile, and tell her shes real, leave a nice meesage.
    I love you girl.

  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I Don't Know
    how much more I can take b e f o r e I b r e a k

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    I Hope You Know
    you're the reason why I'm falling apart

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    I've Al ways Been
    that girl who keeps everything to herself. trusting people with even my
    smallest secrets has caused issues in the past. but then you walked into
    my life & I opened r i g h t up to you. there was something about you that
    made you so easy to talk to, s o e a s y t o t r u s t

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:23am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when your dad seriously asks you if you're a lesbian because you took an 8 hour car ride to
    meet your Witty best friends halfway down the East Coast & when you got there, one of them
    proposed to you with a ring & you wear it e v e r y d a y . . . or does that only happen to me?
    ilovemycraziess 11.11.11 ♥

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:00am UTC
    I Didn't Plan On
    falling in love with you, & I doubt you planned on falling in love with me.
    but once we met, it was clear that neither of us could control what was
    happening to us. we fell in love, despite our differences ♥

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 10:36am UTC
    She
    gazed across the room of familiar faces, but she stopped when
    she made eye contact with an adorable guy she had never met
    before. there was something about him that made her want to
    strike a conversation. he had the most beautiful eyes & she felt
    lucky they were locked with hers ♥
    He
    gazed across the room of familiar faces, but he stopped when
    he made eye contact with a gorgeous girl he had never met
    before. there was something about her that made him want to
    strike a conversation. she had the most beautiful eyes & he felt
    lucky they were locked with his ♥

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    We Used To Have
    something beautiful until w e l e t i t s l i p a w a y

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I Want To See
    what all the Barbie dolls in my school look like w i t h o u t m a k e u p

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    my grandma: I put $2,000 aside for your
    wedding someday.
    me: Aww, thank you Grandma! I love you.
    my dad: What if she's forever alone?
    me: I hate you.

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