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  1. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
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    November 25, 2011 2:10pm UTC
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  3. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
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    November 25, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    Heyy, can we bang already?
    Lmao, do you mean hang?
    ***HANG. Yes! Sorry Katie..But we can bang too ;)
    I'll be there in 5.

  4. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Dear autocorrect
    STOP Correcting me! You piece of shut
    nmf/nmq

  5. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Hey.
    Hey? Really hey? That's all you have to say to me, after everything we've been through? You've put me through hell. You hurt me.. It's like you took my heart, crumpled it up, played with it a little, then left. You screwed me over. Don't even bother talking to me. The feelings will come back then all you will do is hurt me over, and over again. Goodbye & have a HORRIBLE life.
    K

  6. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Dear famous wittians,
    Thank you for giving other wittians a chance to get a top quote, it means alot.
    Sincerely,
    All Wittiers who haven't gotten a top quote

  7. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:17am UTC
    Jessie J It's not about the money, money, moneyWe don't need your money, money, money
    Share
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    Mr.Krabs What did you just say ?!

  8. sammygirl1918 sammygirl1918
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:55am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're watching christmas movies and santa is named "chris cringle" in one and "saint nick" in the other..

  9. chancey11 chancey11
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Girl: Hi
    Boy:
    Girl: Watcha doing?
    Boy: Nothing
    Girl: Oh (sad/ akward face) soooo.. i have a question!
    Boy: ya.... (confused face)
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Do you think we could ever have anything together?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Oh ok bye. (whipping tear)
    Boy: (stopping girl) I dont like you, i love you. Not only are you pretty, you are the prettiest. And seriously is asking if we could ever have anything a trick question?! We will have everything!...
    Together...
    Girl: (stunned) okay...
    BAM!!!!
    (girl faints)

  10. chancey11 chancey11
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    If you like someone and you are:
    -Funny
    -Nice
    -Fun to be around
    -Likeable
    -Pretty / Handsome
    -You have friends
    -Smart
    -And you are not a total dork
    if you are most of those things above, just be yourself and if he/she doesnt like you... WELL SCREW HIM/HER!!! and if your the last thing on the list, then i cant help you... sorry, good luck<3

  11. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
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    November 8, 2011 5:30pm UTC
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  12. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    It's crazy how much
    can change in a year

  13. Danyellersx22 Danyellersx22
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:10pm UTC
     
     
     
    witty
    should have a
    '____ also commented on ____'s quote'
    notification. 
    nmf,

  14. xEMILYxo xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Fav if you think ur Ugly
    comment if you did u just lied. ♥

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    replace your chap stick with glue stick and SHUT THE F*CK UP.


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  19. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    I have to tell you something babe..
    What??
    Anna, I've been cheating on you lately. I'm really sorry. I love you the most with all my heart and idk what I'd do without you, but you must understand.
    UNDERSTAND WHAT?! THAT A GUY ASKS ME TO DATE HIM & COMPLETELY WALKS AWAY & TELLS ME HES CHEATING ON ME & LOVES OTHER WOMAN..?
    Oops, stupid auto-correct..Love you baby (:
    You too babe<3. Xoxo.

  20. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
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    November 8, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Omg, Shawn is adorable..
    I know right..!
    Yeahh, it sucks because I'm completely in love with him & he's my bestfriend..
    Kate, look who your texting.. I really like you and didn't know how to tell you..
    <33(:

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