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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Your Parents:
“Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
would be lucky to date you.”
People on Witty:
“Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
and you’re soooo pretty.”
People in Real life:
“lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”

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lyssaroo7
posted a quote
June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Someone
asked,
WHY DO YOU LIKE
HIM SO MUCH? ♥
but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,
DON'T EVEN GET
HER STARTED. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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secretsunspoken__x
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 11:54pm UTC

When Im With My Friends,
i have to put on a -----» fake smile.
Everyone thinks i have a good life. i have the [oppisite.]
My family is falling apart, my friends are leaving me,
& Im in love with my ex boyfriend.
i dont think i can put on a smile much longer.
'Cause truthfully, it hurts to smile.
Jillyummx3
format credit to: xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx

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gLeek
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC

Happy Birthday Mum:
Not a day goes by when i don't think of you. Reast In Peace.
<3

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gLeek
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:07pm UTC

So there is another hurricane coming to New York? They should call it Delilah, so then I can ask it what it's like in New York City.

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gLeek
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:31am UTC

My friend Emily thinks that no one will ever love her,
because she is "that ugly girl in the wheel chair"
click the heart and prove her wrong.
<3

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CamiTheBaconator
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:18pm UTC

if you LOVE two people
at the same time,
Choose the second one.
Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.♥
~Johnny Depp
nmf/nmq/nmf

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Cheesequeen98
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 9:19am UTC

Why is Monday
so F A R
from Friday
but Friday so close to Monday?
-____-
Nmq-Nicole33

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JENNANiCOLE
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 2:53am UTC

Dear cupid,
shoot both of us next time.

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Diideey
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 9:33am UTC

I wanna get Chocolate wasted !
[<3] if you know where this is from.
♥

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freckleface2785
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:17am UTC

"Once there was an ugly barnacle,
he was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
-Patrick Star
♥

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annievolk16
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:35am UTC

my biggest secret? ♥
i am constantly pushing away
guys that actually care because i'm
still in love with the one who doesnt.

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Jewel
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy."
"Let go of my boob."

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hockeybabe9
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 9:16am UTC

liking your own statusis like,calling your cell phone, from your house phone
♥♥♥ to talk to yourself.♥

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dancingqueen143
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:32am UTC

Dunkin Donuts
or
Starbucks
Like for Dunkin Donuts
Comment for Starbucks
nmf

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Chloelubbsueee
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:39pm UTC

Can't-think-of-what-to-name-this-yet.Chapter 1. Kady's POV.*1 WEEK BEFORE*I tried peeping through the hands that had covered my eyes. I could see bits, I could see the sea, and the sun fading into the distance. The hands were moved from my face, and I was literally speechless. 'Taadaa! What do you think?' I tured round and gazed in the crystal blue eyes looking directly back into mine. 'Jay, this is perfect! How did yo--'' I was interuppted by his lips crushed against mine. He took my hands and wrapped them round his neck. He put his arms round my waist, and I melted in his arms. He smiled, and then unwrapped his arms from around my waist, and went into his pocket. He pulled out a silver heart necklace. 'Be mine, forever?' He whispered in my ear. I loosened my arms from his neck, and kissed his cheek. 'Of course I will!' I squealed. He out the necklace on me, and hugged me. Go to Profile for pics of people! Please fave, and comment on what should happen next?!?!

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