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kkendzulak
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June 27, 2011 8:14am UTC

Have You Ever Wondered
If Boys Talk About Us At Sleepovers

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Savannahxaleese
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June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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xoalessiiaxo
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April 27, 2011 3:20pm UTC

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xoalessiiaxo
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May 8, 2011 11:31am UTC

fave this and ill write something nice on your profile. You girls deserve it!

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xoalessiiaxo
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May 17, 2011 5:35pm UTC

WHO ELSE
gets that feeling in there tounge when there about to eat something sour?

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_regret
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June 27, 2011 12:26am UTC

Sitting there awkwardly while
your friend gets
yelled at by their
parents. ♥

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xOstephh27
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June 22, 2011 4:22pm UTC

some people are like
slinkies,
you get enjoyment from pushing
them down the stairs.

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iHeartFour
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June 22, 2011 4:23pm UTC

that awkward moment;
when you randomly laugh at a funny memory

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KatieStokerxx
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June 21, 2011 3:03pm UTC

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 o'clock news.
a m a n w a s t h r e a t e n i n g t o j u m p f r o m a b r i d g e .
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped. So the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned.
the redhead said i can't take this you're my friend.
THE BLONDE SAYS; NO, IT'S A BET.
So the redhead said
'Listen I have to admit I saw this news report on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.'
The blond replied
'Well so did I, but I never thought he would jump again!'
fave if you get itt! ;)
*credittofacebook*

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