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JazziShae
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September 9, 2012 12:12am UTC

credittorunningislife
My days start backwards.
I wake up exhausted and go to bed wide awake.

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x3TheStoryOfUs
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December 4, 2011 8:51pm UTC

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ThatsJustLifee
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September 7, 2012 10:46pm UTC

No matter how you're sad & blue,
There's always someone who has it worse than you.
Sometimes you gotta pay your dues,
So don't worry just push on through.

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Booboowow
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September 7, 2012 9:35am UTC

me: which cat walks with 2 legs?
friend: i don't know
me:garfield... which mouse walks with 2 legs?
friend: mickey mouse
me: yeah.. which duck walks with 2 legs?
friend: donald duck
me: no dummy all
friend:

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Lydser
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September 7, 2012 11:58am UTC

WEEKEND, Y U SO FAST!

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Colton_19
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September 7, 2012 12:33pm UTC

The iPhone 5 better be waterproof, fireproof, crackproof, dirtproof, bulletproof, and be able to charge itself and cook for me.

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BabyCakes248x
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September 7, 2012 2:29pm UTC

I feel like this bubble, trapped inside, can't escape my secret world.
I need to go away to see what my life really is.
And it will all start with....HOGWARTS!

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PurplePinkDreams
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September 7, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Justin Bieber and One Direction:
Justin: Aye wanna come over to my house after the VMAs are over?
Zayn: Sure man.
Niall: OMG ASDFGHJKLKTRLKFGH
Liam: Uh, I can't. I have a date with my girlfriend.
Louis: Yeah me too sorry bro.
Harry: I wanna come.
Justin: Oh you can't.
Harry: Why not?
Justin: Your hair is the problem.
Harry: What the–
Justin: You see, Niall, Zayn and I have straight hair. You don't. That will ruin the symmetry.
Harry: Dude are you serious?! Like, what the hell?
Justin: Yes I'm serious. Next time you want to hang out with us, you'd better straighten your hair.
Harry: It's because I asked your mom out, isn't it?

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KateKat
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September 7, 2012 3:05pm UTC

"I forgive you, and now I want to forget you." - Lauren Conrad

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NINJAPENGUIN
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September 7, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Calling 1(781) 452-4077 will actually put you through to the Hogwarts Hotline, where you can learn more information about the school .

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CarryOnxxx
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September 7, 2012 4:45pm UTC

YA.. One Direction performed at the VMA'S.. but most importantly...
KE$HA IS ALIVE.

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AssKickerXx
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September 7, 2012 4:58pm UTC

I'm a Female.
Fe: iron
Male: man
therefore, I am Ironman.

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prplesockerninja22
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September 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC

"I'm a wizard."
"Then prove it."
"Sorry, I can't. No magic outside Hogwarts."

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accountdeactivated*
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September 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Superman
No One Must Never Know Who I am
Batman
To Protect My City, I Must Wear a Mask
Spiderman
No One Can Ever Know My Secret
Ironman
F*** You, I'm Ironman
(I just read this online and thought it was awesome!!!!!)

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forever_styles
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September 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: *likes someone*
Me: *thinks I have a chance*
Me: *remembers what I look like*
Me: *cries*

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RandomationStudios
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September 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I survived the first week of school.
I'm proud of myself.

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