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  1. judymoody7 judymoody7
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 10:07am UTC
    Happy 4th of July ! ☺☺☺

  2. paintingflowersforyouu paintingflowersforyouu
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:23am UTC
    loookk., ii cann speeakk
    thee languuaagee off
    ann avveragee girrll onn thee interrnett
    [ [ f l u u e n n t t l y y . ! ] ] ;*
    Translation: Look, I can speak the language of an average teenage girl on the internet fluently!
    No Jocking.

  3. Iloveboobies_11 Iloveboobies_11
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:49am UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out!" "With friends?" "No mom, with chewbacca."

  4. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:52am UTC
    ew, shes so fake if u look at the back of her neck i bet u it says made in china(: !

  5. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 1:53am UTC
    I'm sorry what was that?
    I don't speak
    Stupid.

  6. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 1:58am UTC
    Waking up during summer and having no idea what day or time it is
    :)

  7. xotakeabreathxo xotakeabreathxo
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 2:01am UTC
    ''I'M TALLER!''
    ''yeah? well, who's getting squished first when the sky falls?! HA!"

  8. __sunshine __sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 2:40am UTC
    I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
    PEOPLE ARE STUPID.
    - Charles Barkley

  9. x3pauuulina x3pauuulina
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 2:47am UTC
    Who said, who said I won't be president? I say, I say you ain't seen nothing yet!
    ...if Miley Cyrus were elected president, I would be in Canada in less than thirty seconds.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. LostInStereoSound LostInStereoSound
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 6:25am UTC
    Dont you think these LOL jk page's are getting out of hand?
    LOL JK
    I love them!
    ##

  12. CrazyxForxLuv CrazyxForxLuv
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 6:34am UTC
    "OMG, GUESS WHAT!"
    "What, What, What, What, What?"
    "Oh, Don't worry, I forgot."

  13. gracyfacie24 gracyfacie24
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 6:36am UTC
    Commercial: New! tacobell's bacon chalupa
    Cause guys love bacon
    Me: (shouts) BACON ISN"T MEXICAN!
    <3 if you speak to the television too :)

  14. erikajay erikajay
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:19am UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    Not mine (:

  15. thereadyset thereadyset
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 8:52am UTC
    Josh : I HOPE YOU GO BALD!
    Drake : I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH!
    Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

  16. thereadyset thereadyset
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 8:55am UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea (:
    LOL JK! there's an oil spill.
    notmine* screwed up on borderrr*

  17. thereadyset thereadyset
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 8:59am UTC
    I'm so hood!
    LOL JK, I'm from Connecticut.

  18. thereadyset thereadyset
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 9:35am UTC
    Don't call my name, Alejandro.
    I'm not your babe, Fernado.
    Don't call my name Roberto.
    >ladygaga gets guys?<

  19. xospazattacx3 xospazattacx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 9:57am UTC
    Am I the only person who trips over
    every possible thing
    on the face of the earth?!

  20. AlexGray AlexGray
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:06am UTC
    I do wave at security cameras and make funny faces. I think its awesome (:

:)

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