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Princess Maddy*
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:34pm UTC

1. Go to google translate
2. English -> French
3. Type in "Take a dirty picture for me"
4. Copypaste the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box
5. Look at resulting text
6. Fave if you laughed ♥
gotta love facebook* <3

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kimmx93
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January 17, 2011 4:06pm UTC

At this moment there are
6,470,818,671
people in the world.
some are running scared.
some are coming home.
some tell lies to make it through the day.
others just aren't facing the truth.
some are evil men, at war with good.
and some are good, struggling with evil.
Six billion people in the world, six billion souls.
and all you really need is one.

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vivalaleesha
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January 17, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Helen Keller.

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Nejin_Karen
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Without you I don't even have a pulse.
All alone, its dark and cold.
With every move I die.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kylerkumshot
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:05pm UTC

You know;
you make me smile a lot.
Its uncontrollable, really.
♥

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summergrl10
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC

Love all your friends
every day. you never know what
tomorrow will bring, so be ready
for anything & everything.
smile at a stranger, laugh at some bad jokes
&always tell the ones you love
You love them!
*witty messed up editing

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AdoreRenee
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 8:57pm UTC

Coming on Witty just to find a new
FaceBook status
Fav if you do this too :)

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Each day
is a gift
&& not a
given right.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

Spongebob//♥
♥.♥.♥.♥.♥
You know
what's
funnier
than
24?...25!

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stephhlovesyou
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:25pm UTC

my plan is to,
forgive and forget.
forgive myself for being stupid.
.and.
forget you ever existed.

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:18pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
HEY THERE DELILAH,
&+ what it like in new york city?
i'm a thousand miles away,
but girl, tonight you look so pretty.
yes you do, times square can't shine as bright as you.
i swear it's true. ♥

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 8:46pm UTC

Okay. Everyone falls up the stairs, not down.
We get it.
Gravity failed.
Now can we please move on?

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 9:36pm UTC

I love making up a sarcastic story and then realizing some stupid kid believes it, so I make it into a huge unrealistic lie and completely forget about it until weeks later when they come up to me and say
How's your pet unicorn?

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 7:29pm UTC

If a girl
ADMITS SHE LIKES YOU,.
know that it took her
every ounce of courage she has.
Idiot, don't take her for granted

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hugamoose3
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January 15, 2011 9:01pm UTC

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Kiwixoxo
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Today , i was in the grocery store and saw this guy pulling his son by his hair . As i was walking by them the little boy looks up at me with eyes filled with tears . OUCH DADDY IT HURTS ! STOPP . he screamed . the dad just laughed and continued to pull his hair .
This broke my heartt . If i was with my mom , i would've said something . but . i didnt want to cause a seen .
I regret not saying something about this .
Click the <3 if your against child abuse .

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