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starbright14
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May 12, 2012 1:30pm UTC

This Weekend is Mother’s Day Weekend;
Favorite if you love your Mom and never want to lose her.*
❤
I love you mom.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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randi*
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May 1, 2012 9:00am UTC

if you're not against gay/
lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
are, comment. ♥

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foreverme1331
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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She_Loved_You
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:16pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you forget your name because you memorized everything about fine dining
like if you know where
this is from

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Penguin848
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Fave this if
you think Witty
should be an app
♥

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xxchloexxneon
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:08pm UTC

______ and _____ sitting in a tree, k-i-ss-ing. First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes baby in the baby carrige.
Favorite if you remeber this, oh the innocent days ♥

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Dear "grape" cough syrup,
have you ever tasted a grape?
You taste nothing like grape.
You taste like death and
the tears of small children.
nmq

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emily202
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Theres always a "this ones for the girls"
So today lets talk to the witty guys
THIS IS FOR THE BOYS WHO...
Look at her and think "Why cant i make her mine?"
Feel like they have to do sports cuz they are streotyped to
Could care less about girls apperence
Stick to the girl that hurts them most but are to in love to let go
Wish their would parents would except them the way they are
know how to treat a girl
love to sing
love to dance
love sports
love anything that makes them to "different"
THIS ONES FOR THE BOYS YOU ARE LOVED!
♥♥♥
***girls fav so guys can see

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hafsah
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "surprise adoption."

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xNessx
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:05am UTC

Dora: What shape is this?
Me: A puppy.
Dora: That's right! A circle!
Me: ..The f*ck, I said a puppy.
Dora: Which path do we go down now?
Me: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT B*TCH, IT WAS A PUPPY.

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xoxomusicangel
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks.
He replied with:
"guess I'll have to pee sitting down then"
♥
credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)

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DumbRedhead
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:22pm UTC

For a name that would sound cute with you♥ ,
[Click the heart & comment your name]

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 11:15pm UTC

The text of your story goes in here, write whatever, when you run out of room it starts to scroll. Enjoy!
Title Goes Here

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:13pm UTC

please read!!!
Hi so this isnt preety,so most wont read,but im begging please read.My best friend is cutting again.I cant deal with this.shes been through so much.And im so afraid she'll go too deep.Without her..i dont know what id do..All im asking is that maybe you can leave support under this quote so i can show her it. Please you guys..Im begging you.
Zoe Stay strong < 3 (lynwilliams98)
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Looking for more witty friends.
I have some criteria, but you dont need to fit all of it.
-Random.
-Won't just talk for an hour and never say hi again
-Not perfect.
-Friendly enough
-completely/partially insane.

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tawny
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 7:11pm UTC

i wanna be the girl
he gives his hoodie
to wear & cuddles up
next to when its cold
he'll be the one who
comes up behind me
wrap his arms around
my waist & catches
me off guard
and calls me beautiful <3

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