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  1. orangemonkeys orangemonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Dear officer,
    No, my speech isn't slurred.
    I'm just talking in cursive.
    Sincerely,
    not as think as you drunk.

  2. fallonxoxo13 fallonxoxo13
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Looking at your ex...
    &&thinking "was i drunk this entire relationship?! ♥

  3. xwaddupshawtyx xwaddupshawtyx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    W e w e a r p i n k o n W e d n e s d a y s .
    Fave if you know where this is from (;

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 12:23am UTC
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  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    to do list:
    get a cup of water
    hold it over my head
    breathe underwater.

  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    WHY IS IT THAT BLACK PEOPLE'S HANDS
    ARE A LOT WHITER THAN THEIR BODIES?
    I DON'T KNOW, ASK JESUS
    - KINGSLEY

  7. lilmisslovergirl lilmisslovergirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:20pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    -------------------------
    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
    -------------------------
    NMF

  10. _ivaaxlove_ _ivaaxlove_
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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  11. 23witty23 23witty23
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:19pm UTC
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  12. alwayshoutaylor alwayshoutaylor
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 3:39pm UTC
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  13. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  14. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  15. allicanbeisme allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  16. awsomeapple awsomeapple
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    The most beautiful line is
    But, I love you . The most painful line is
    I love you, but... ♥

  17. Designer_Skyline Designer_Skyline
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:06pm UTC
    If He Said:
    baby, please take me back,
    I messed up and
    ***I Love You***
    how many of you would
    Go x Right x Back x To x Him?
    (because I know I would)

  18. ILoveYouBabeh ILoveYouBabeh
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    See how her makeup is p.e.r.f.e.c.t?
    by the end of the night, it'll be (smeared from tears)
    see how a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e she looks in that outfit?
    she was saving it for when she needed to feel (beautiful)
    see how she's s.m.i.l.i.n.g?
    it's fake, & everytime she does it, she gets (choked up)
    see how her eyeliner has that little s.m.u.d.g.e?
    that's from that on tear she (couldn't hold back)
    see how c.u.t.e her bag is?
    it's full of tissues, incase she sees (you)
    see how her friends are s.u.r.r.o.u.n.d.i.n.g her?
    they're there for (support) which she needs the most right now.
    see how she has her arms folded a.c.r.o.s.s h.e.r c.h.e.s.t?
    boy, she's literally holding herself together,
    because of
    (Y.O.U)

  19. abbypeacock abbypeacock
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    A picture's worth a thousand words,
    A song is worth a millon,
    But the tears falling from your eyes?
    Yeah, those are worth a billion.

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Would n't it be so cool if life had notifications like
    ONE NEW NOTIFICATION
    Your boyfriend is about to cheat on you.
    l n m f

:)

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