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natakole14
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC

My mother once told me that the key to life was to be happy.
The next day, my teacher gave me homework that asked, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said "happy".
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life.
♥John Lennon♥

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awesomeness221
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Harry-I take very long showers
Liam-well you have alot of hair
Niall-he just stands there with his head down
*all stare*
Niall-I dont know that

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alexaxoxo12
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC

The Awk moment when......
A top quote has a spelling mistake.
nmq -nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pretty_in_pink_xoxo
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC

i want to text him, but i feel like i'm annoying him...
just me?
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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC

This is what my
'lol' face usually looks like
just me?

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She_Loved_You
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Admit it,
At one time in your life, you put bubbles on your face and pretended you were Santa.
Fav if you
ever did that.

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theresarose12
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Wouldn't it be sweet if a guy sang "What makes
you beautiful" to you?
(C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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irocksocks123
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:32am UTC

Heyy:)
*2 hours later, no reply*
I hope you're writing me a f*cking essay.
nmq/nmq credits to owner

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iloveeyouu89
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Meanwhile on the Titanic...
Cal: Not even God himself can sink this ship!
God:
Cal:
God:
Cal:
God:
Cal:
God:
Cal:
God:
Cal:
God:
Cal:
God: Challenge accepted.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Niall,
swears too much, loves food, is insecure about his body, is pale, has better teeth now, has a layer of fat protecting hid 6-pack, have people forget to hug him, and is Irish.
We have so much in common,
Marry me?
♥
format credit to OneDirection ~ I am American but Irish is my heretige

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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leeuumm
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:48am UTC

How I Talk
My parents expecations I Reality
- excuse me - B*TCH PLEASE
- please be nicer - f*ck off
- you wish to argue? - come at me bro
- that made me feel bad - screw you
- oh darn - godd*mnit!
- i don't hate anyone - i f*cking hate you
not mine

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