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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 2:42pm UTC
Wanna hear what would be extremely terrifying?
If you walked into class late and your Witty was up on the projector

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smluvsart
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC
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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC
1,000,000TH CUSTOMER GETS NEW CAR.
999,999TH CUSTOMER.

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carolineh
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:05pm UTC
Don’t make decisions when you’re angry;
Don’t make promises when you’re happy.

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC
Boys don't realize how lucky they are.
While they go out with all their friends, having a good time, we're at home, cuddled up on the sofa in sweats & hoodies, stuffing our face with chocolate, complaining about how much life sucks, & getting stabbed by thousands of tiny ninja's inside us.

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syd70
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:03pm UTC
My friend Amanda:
what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do
Me:
kill it

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC
There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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imaginationgirl
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:04pm UTC
Dear CleaningProducts,
Whenever my dog comes inside all muddy and splatters mud all over, causing me to throw my red juice in the air, my brother to spill his orange juice and my dad to make the toaster explode my mom does not smile, clean the mess with your product then bake me cookies.
Sincerly,
Currently cleaning the mess with my dog, brother and dad.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC
Someone asked me what my favorite letter was.
Of course its elemeno . ;)

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 6:16pm UTC
I don't stalk,
I investigate.

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SockMonkey423
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC
Here's to the kids who:
remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
remember when T.V. was good.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC
It's been 9 months, 6 days, 21 hours, 36 minutes and 15 seconds since I was diagnosed with OCD.
Wait 16 seconds, 17 seconds, 18 seconds.. crap.

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Laylalinnchica
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC
I have never seen
A Grave stone that said "died from not fowarding text message."

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:19am UTC
hold your cursor over this quote if you think you're beautiful.
landoniswitty's format. leave credit!

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RainbowMarshmellows
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:40pm UTC
Today someone asked me if I knew you.
As a million memories flashed before my eyes,
I replied, "I used to..."

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jesusismylovexox
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:34pm UTC
Me and a friend went to a restaurant yesterday and this is what happened:
me: *flirts with waiter*
friend: he's way out of your league, the guy's like 21!
me: i know but a girl can dream!
waiter brings us our bill: make sure i got all the numbers right
me: looks at bill, sees he wrote his number down
friend: *priceless face*
me:what were you saying again?
< 3

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Cassidy_Skye10
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:07pm UTC
What I think im going to do over the summer; hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach.
What I did; Internet

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Jade672
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:52am UTC
I didn't choose,
» TO MAKE YOU ♥ MY WORLD;
(( it just happened. And now you're a part of me. You're a piece that won't ))
FADe AWaY.

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staystrongandstaybeautiful
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
This quote won't get noticed .
because it's ugly .
Just like our society .

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