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  2. StuckkkLikeeeGlueee StuckkkLikeeeGlueee
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 11:44pm UTC
    black backround ;
    Alyssa-Yeah,but im gonna go watch bambi and make yellow rice,cause thats what my Saturday nights have come down to(: byee<3
    Me-NO WAIT
    Alyssa- Yeahh?
    Me- ...THE MOM DEAR DIES.*Signs Off*
    If thats not BESTFRIENDSHIP...
    Then I dont know what is. :)

  3. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    nothing is impossible?
    ok. you go get a man pregnant. then come talk to me.

  4. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 3:52pm UTC
    " I whip my hair b ack and forth, I whip my hair b ack and forth."
    yea? well I can " b rush my teeth up and down, I b rush my teeth up and down."
    b ut no. no one cares, b ecause im not famous; right?
    -_______________-
    mine. click <3 >?


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  6. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    Favorite if you're not
    "Witty Famous"

  7. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    i'm a band weenie
    and proud


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  9. XxShadesOfGreyxX XxShadesOfGreyxX
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    ATTENTION ALLof Witty
    I'd love to know who's on witty. So on
    November 22 (11/22/10),
    Could everyone put " Witty ♥ " On their right hand?
    I'm sure you'd all love to see fellow witty people around. I hate to ask for faves, because it's one of my pet peeves,
    But if you see this quote, could you please fave it? Or jock it?
    If you jock it,
    get the date right.
    I want to get the word out.


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  13. justbrowneyes justbrowneyes
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 11:34pm UTC
    Well someone sure had a big bowl of bitchflakes
    today...

  14. StuckkkLikeeeGlueee StuckkkLikeeeGlueee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 7:23pm UTC
    I've always wondered...
    In Twilight...
    What happened when Bella got her period...?
    ...Awkward.

  15. StuckkkLikeeeGlueee StuckkkLikeeeGlueee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 12:02am UTC
    Dear Mother Nature,
    Honestly, I really appreciate your monthly gift...but is there any way i could return it for a puppy or something..?

  16. luvs2write luvs2write
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    Dear Bruno Mars,
    I appreciate the honesty, but I think it'd be awkward if my eyes were really making the stars look dull and to have the whole world stare at me when I smile. And I honestly don't think I'd let you kiss my nails all day... talk about awkward.
    Just saying.
    Sincerely,
    Minorly Concerned, Weirded-Out Teenage Girl

  17. xTheBestQuotesx xTheBestQuotesx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 11:30am UTC
    And Who Else
    --> wants a gay best friend
    So he can tell you that you
    look fabulous.

  18. Xbrokenheartedgurlo Xbrokenheartedgurlo
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 11:34am UTC
    Boy, age 5: *pulls girls pigtails* Haha!
    Girl, age 5: *chases after him*
    Boy, age 15: *touches a girls butt* Haha!
    Girl, age 15: IM GONNA KICK YOUR A@S!
    Oh maturity !
    *FACEBOOK!*

  19. xlifeisamazeofhopesanddreamsx xlifeisamazeofhopesanddreamsx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 11:39am UTC
    If karma doesn't
    hit you,
    I will.

  20. FoReVeRnnAlWaYs FoReVeRnnAlWaYs
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 9:28am UTC
    In English:
    Me *talking to myself* "I wanna push Morgan off a bridge..."
    *Everyone looks*
    Me "...and so, that is the theory of how cows began life on Earth, Genny..."

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