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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 2:14pm UTC

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'But that ain't fair!'
'Life isn't fair,'
'Dude, that was deep,'

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posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:57pm UTC

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The shin is a device
for finding things in a dark room.

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posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:55pm UTC

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Best Joke Ever :
Why'd I have to be so fat!
What? But you're really skinny!

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posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:17pm UTC

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I went to a zoo.
There was only a dog in it.
It was a shitzu...

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posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:03am UTC

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You'll always be my best friend,
you know way too much...
I mean, I love you...

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posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC

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Excuse me, Camel called
he wants his toe back...

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posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:03am UTC

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know,
walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:51am UTC

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An invisible man and an invisible women got married,
The kids were nothing to look at either...

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:57pm UTC

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A stranger stabs you
in the front.
A friend stabs you
in the back.
A boyfriend stabs you
stabs you in the heart.
But best friends
stab each other with plastic straws.

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:21pm UTC

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Yes, she's my best friend,
and yes, sometimes we have problems,
sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry.
I know everything about her,
and she knows everything about me
And eventhough we sometime argue
we love each other,
and we always will...

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

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Today I got a job at a bakery,
I kneaded dough

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:03pm UTC

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This girl said she recognised me from the Vegetarian Club
but I never met herbivore...

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 2:21pm UTC

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You're not afraid to say
'I love you',
you're afraid of the response

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posted a quote
July 20, 2013 1:56pm UTC

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You're unique,
just like everyone else...

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posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:46pm UTC

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♥ OF ALL THE FRIENDS I'VE EVER MET, YOU'RE THE ONE I WON'T FORGET.
AND IF I DIE BEFORE YOU DO,
I'LL GOT TO HEAVEN
AND WAIT FOR YOU ♥

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 3:51pm UTC

True friendship is not being inseparable,
It's being separated and
nothing changes

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posted a quote
July 19, 2013 3:34pm UTC

A Best Friend
is the sister
destiny forgot to give you...

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:58am UTC

Best Friends are:
hard to find
harder to leave &
impossible to forget

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posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:51pm UTC

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
- Oscar Wilde