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xSarahLovesYoux

1. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:13pm UTC
   That Annoying Moment...
   when you're just joking around with your
   parents and they make it into a life lesson.
   
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2. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment;
   when you walk out of your bedroom
   in your pajamas and there's a
   guest in your house.
   
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3. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   You must have been born on a highway
   because that's where most accidents happen.
   
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4. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   tHAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE
   ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH
   BUT YOU LAUGH DURING IT, AND EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE LYING.
   Jlynn_ColorTemplates
   
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5. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   Yelling someone's name in different
   voices 'til they hear you.
   
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6. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   Dear girls,
   quit trying to look like us in your photos.
   It's embarrassing to our species.
   Sincerely, ducks.
   
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7. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   T h a t f a i l m o m e n t w h e n y o u t h i n k o f s o m e t h i n g
   h i l a r i o u s t o s a y t e n m i n u t e s a f t e r f i n i s h i n g t h e
   c o n v e r s a t i o n .
   format credit: DamnnTaylerx
   
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8. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   Whenever I delete an app on my
   iPhone, the shaking icons make me
   feel like they're panicking over who's
   next to be cut from the team.
   format credit: DamnnTaylerx
   
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9. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.
   
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10. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.
    
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11. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Rule of algebra:
    If it seems easy, you're probably doing it wrong.
    
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12. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:35pm UTC
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13. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Yelling at your friend to stop singing an annoying song,
    then finding yourself singing it later.
    
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14. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I'm in love with my bed.
    We're perfect for each other,
    but my alarm clock doesn't want
    us together. That jealous wh0re.
    
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15. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Wearing a hoodie and shorts because you're
    confused about the weather.
    
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16. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Running away when
    you press a toy in the
    store because it won't
    stop making noise.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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17. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Dear Monday,
    I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday
    and dreaming about Friday.
    Sincerely, it's not me, it's you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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18. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
    Taking forever in the shower because you like to stand there
    just thinking about life.
    
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19. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    When our phones fall, we panic.
    When our friends fall, we laugh.
    
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20. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:49am UTC
    All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
    You never know what you have until you clean up your room.
    
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