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getreal502
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July 4, 2011 5:16pm UTC

☀
bikini tops, flip flops
lemonade in the shade
blue skies, hot guys
late nights, waterfights
ice creams, sweet dreams
bathing suits, shooting hoops
party time, schools out
sleeping in, sneaking out
let's all cheer, cuz summer's here
♥

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Jules___
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June 25, 2011 9:34am UTC

I wish that my house was
connected to my friends
house via underground
tunnels,
ANYONE ELSE?
♥

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justmyself
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June 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC

So my 8 year old cousin
Got very upset when her phone battery died and she had to go charge it.
When i was 8 i got upset when the batteries in my light-up jump rope died..

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pandabearlove
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June 25, 2011 10:09pm UTC

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jaydexox
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June 24, 2011 9:53am UTC

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Pretty_Girl_Rock
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June 24, 2011 9:32pm UTC

My boyfriend of over a year broke up with me while I was babysitting my 7 year-old niece.
I immediately started crying.
She noticed I was crying, ran to the freezer, grabbed me the pint of Ben and Jerry's, gave me a hug and a kiss and told me that he only dumped me because I was too perfect for him.
Kids♥Give♥Me♥Hope

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Rachel*
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June 25, 2011 10:48pm UTC

Today my boy friend broke up with me,
Ten minutes later..
The sim I made of him died in a fire.
God has a sense of humor too.
MLIA

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laurrennn1
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June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC

the other day, i saw a license plate that said..."UB6 IB9"fav this if you get it ♥

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jaydexox
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June 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC

my father tried to set my mom on fire leaving her with face deformations.
Everyday, I anonymously write a letter to her saying how I think she's the prettiest women I have ever seen, and put it in the mailbox. She cries when she opens them. She doesn't know it's me yet.
nmq

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JaseyRae_x3
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June 23, 2011 12:11pm UTC

Today in health class
we were talking about healthy
relationships. The teacher asked
the head cheerleader why she
originally said yes to her
boyfriend when he first asked
her out, and of course, everyone
expected a typical cheerleader
response
_.·´¯`·×» l i k e ,
h e 's s o o o o h o t
instead, the girl
blushed and said
"His last name is R i d d l e , and I
thought that if we got married
and had a s o n we could name
him Tom Morvolo. Then I could
say Lord Voldemort is my son."
The class just stared at
her i n awed s i l e n c e .
never again will I insult a cheerleader.
~ M L I A

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jaydexox
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June 22, 2011 11:11pm UTC

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allmine
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June 24, 2011 12:15pm UTC

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twilightgirl995
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June 22, 2011 10:35pm UTC

Dear Kindergartners ,
If you don't like nap time, please gives it to us.
Sincerely, High Schoolers

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soccermaniac1102
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June 25, 2011 5:29pm UTC

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral.
Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive" ♥

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xoshaay16
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June 26, 2011 8:23pm UTC

A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.

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