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Ethanol
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January 10, 2013 11:28am UTC

Someday, things will be pefect,
it will be worth all this time.

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HometownHero
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January 10, 2013 11:44am UTC

The minute you think of giving up,
think of the reason why you held on so long.
..

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dontforgetme*
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 11:29am UTC

I'm ashamed...
witty might be closing down. All because some people cant manage not swearing on quotes? Steve created this website so that teenage girls can vent about things that only other teenage girls will understand, and how do we repay him?by nearly getting his website shut down. Witty is about expressing yourself through meaninful word, not swear words.
im sorry for the vent but personally, i dont want witty to shut down, it is the only place i can share my feelings and not be judged.
so im sorry if im the only one
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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CaylieMarie13
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 11:41am UTC

That amazing moment when you get an A on a test you thought you were gonna fail.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:24pm UTC

it's not like i asked
to fall in love with fictional characters ok guys

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC

person: what's your favorite season?
me: probably season 5
person:
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

If you say a word
I can almost garuntee that I will break into a song
that has that word in it.

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Guitarzrock
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dobby never meant to kill!
Dobby only meant to maim,
or seriously injure.
I love dobby.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:03pm UTC

"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
"Yea... so is a grenade..."

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fashiontoday
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:05pm UTC

here's to the kids
who left this life too soon .

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Boys say they like natural girls
But honestly,
if there’s two girls walking down the street,
one with nice smokey eyes
and a classy red lipstick
and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
you’re going to be looking at the one
who made an effort ..
and if boys do prefer natural girls,
why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
who actually get the boyfriends?

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Iluvudaniella
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC

A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC

"A Guide on How to Successfully Travel through Puberty"
by Nevil Longbottom .

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 4:42pm UTC

English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
John Green: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
nmq/ format jimmy365

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

They said the world was gonna end this year,
please, they can barely predict weather.

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:06pm UTC

*Chewing on a pen*
"Oh shoot this is
borrowed."

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:03am UTC

I'm one of those people
who actually care when I ask,
"What's wrong?"
The only problem is that usually,
I have no idea what to say afterwards,
or how to make it better.
I try not to use phrases like
"That sucks," or "I'm sorry."
But I can never find the right words to say.
But I promise,
I'll always listen.
I guess that's all I can do.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Sometimes
all you need is
20 seconds of insane courage.
Just 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery...

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 7:18pm UTC

A patronus a day keeps the dementors away.

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