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Lorcan
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:42am UTC

Girls are always commenting on my profile with their phone numbers, even though I don't want to text them, and I got annoyed so I texted one of them to teach her a lesson...
Me: Hey, I saw your milkshake. I'm in your yard (;
Her: Uhhmm, wth? Who are you?
Me: Me? I'm Pedobear.
Her: Not funny . Who are you really? Uh and how old are you.?
Me: my name is Billy Bob and i am 69 years of age
Her: Wtf, crreep .....
Me: how?? I am just looking for love :'(
Her: You have serious problems.....
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GET A B0NER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU!!
Her: You need to go to a mental hospital.
Me: No all I need is to look at you. <333 I'm looking in your window right now, aww you're so cute when you're creeped out (;
Her: WHAT THE HELL !! Stop texting me
Me: bby.. Why don't you love me..? :''(
Her: Go away weirdoo
Me: No baby, come back! You can blame it all on mee :(</3
Her: What the f*ckk..
Me: Yes bbygal? <33
Her: Don't f*cking call me that. I have a boyfriend.
Me: So..? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. (;
Her: You're a freaking freak. (LOL, 'freaking freak'?)
Me: Lol you're soo cute when you're mad <3
Her: Do old men even know what Lol means.?
Me: Duh, I'm modern. LOL you a stoopid hoeee.
Her: Hahahah no. Your a fail. Go jump off a cliff, kbye.
Me: You're* Jesus, you young 'uns need a proper education.
Her: My education is fine, thanks.
Me: No it's not honey. I can come into your room and help you with basic English if you'd like, I'm outside right now (;
Her: No thanks. Leave me alone, creeeeep.
Me: .... And that's what you get for putting your phone number on the Internet. :)
True story. If you're that girl, LOL hi. I hope you've learned your lesson.

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goose2010
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC

,=,e
Awkward Turtle......

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Mustache101
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:10am UTC

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Fave if you do one of these in the Bathroom :
1. Make faces in the mirror
2. Dance
3. Sing
4. Cry
5. Pick at your toenails
6. Forget why you went in there
Anyone else? Fav if you do
nm/
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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Girlfriend: Will you ever love another girl?
Me: Yeah.
Girlfriend: :'(
Me: And she will call you Mom.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 12:23pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you notice that someone's zipper is down.
but you don't know if you should tell them because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
format by: ThatsSoMeee :)
jimmy365

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Student:
Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher:
I don’t know, can you?
Student:
When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that.
My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
like a boss.
nmq.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 10:06pm UTC

getting bored in class:
wondering who the ceiling fan would crush if it spontaneously fell down..

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gracegreene
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 12:48pm UTC

i was looking at the keyboard,
and i noticed 'U' and 'I' were next to each other.
Its meant to be♥
then i looked under it and saw 'JK'

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Gustard
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:05pm UTC

Student: F*CK YEAH! WE HAVE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!
Substitute: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN.
Students: Oh sh*t.
not my format

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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silverarrows
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 6:15pm UTC

More Music
More Sleep
More Laughter
More Imagination
More Fun
More Sunsets
More Hugs
More Dreams
More Love

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kjatelyn
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Do you think its wrong?
For your bestfriend to date your ex?
fave if you do.
Format: twilightgirl995

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beenXthereXdoneXthat
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Wanna hear about my broken pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless. ;)
nmf

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 4:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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swimmingGirl158
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 8:15pm UTC

& WHO ELSE WISHES yOU COULD RECORD YOUR DREAMS And watch them later :)

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CeceKathrine_xoxo
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 4:29pm UTC

Looking at your tan line
& thinking
"I was that pale?"

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 6:22pm UTC

I F YOU DON'T
WANT A SARCASTIC
ANSWER DON'T ASK
A STUPID QUESTION.

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 7:21pm UTC

I wrote swag on a sticky note, and stuck it to my light switch.
now,
everymorning i can wake up, and turn my swag on

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
what
nothing they just waved
oh
did you sea what I did there?
no
I'm shore you did.
how do you have friends?
don't be such a beach
tumblr.

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