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  1. xoLove2Laughxo xoLove2Laughxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:48pm UTC
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    Someone needs a pat on the back... with a knife...
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  2. Girl24_Next24_Door24 Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Girl: Do you know any good movies?
    Boy: "Snakes on a Plane"
    Girl: Cool. What's it about?
    Boy: Horses...On a boat...

  3. Ipodaddict4now Ipodaddict4now happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC
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    No One Likes A Liar
    ( Besides the Pretty, little ones)
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    jayciecutie01 format

  4. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:05am UTC
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  5. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed!
    Were just having fun
    we don't care who sees!.....
    unless
    mom sees then were
    screwed.

  6. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    ex:Hey!
    me:Who is this?..
    ex:You deleted me from your phone?
    me:Well you deleted me from your life so why the f**k not?
    Format Credit: ohhshanappp

  7. xoGirlInLovexo xoGirlInLovexo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    a real boy won't care,
    what the size of your bra is, how large your thighs are, or if you have a big butt. a real boy is going to notice your smile, the way you put your hair behind your ear when you're nervous, your smile, the way your lips move when you are talking, your hysterical way of watching horror movies, your weird way of running, your little obsessions, your exaggerated gestures & the way you pronounce his name. a real boy is going to love you for what you are, not for your outside.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    he was never in my vocabulary,
    until one day, he became the only word my heart knew. ♥

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    format by; idance.
    Everytime you look at me,
    I look away.
    Everytime you look away,
    I look at you.

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Toaster =
    bread tanning salon

  13. creativeusername97 creativeusername97
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Kristen Stewart:
    18 movies.
    1 facial expression.
    ♦♥♦
    nmf


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  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    your paired up with the kid that doesn't do any Work.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    G Q Q J H V C M X F E R H N L P P T I I N
    S L D Y N H K X K T A G Y M D O K G O K S
    D K D E D E O J R L L U D X M M D E B W T
    V Z S F G R E H X E N Q U C D W H N Q O X
    O R I W J Z P J I A V V Z K A K U M Q E U
    N Z F N S H Z U D Q N W K S W K F C N A T
    C B G N O V Y C T O H Z W G A O B A X H Q
    L T E K G G G W D C E W B Q U I T T I J C
    X A I K P F K P W T X L D L D V I B V J Z
    E D P V Y R X V M Q Q O A A D F O A M E A
    S Z Z X T T O U M O O V S Z L D S G E N G
    A I B G N N Q A U J P E A M C Z F A M D B
    S C V J G L E C A O M A T C H B X H C S X
    V P D Y Z F G D A M R K W D G F A K R P Z
    H S C C N T T C R F E V X M O K L K L W R
    R T R Z M W P L T G W M L H W L P U U O C
    _.·´¯`·» love can be hard to find.

  18. andrejakathryn andrejakathryn
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:17pm UTC
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  19. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    "Police, Open the door!"
    "Whats the password?"

  20. lazyLION24 lazyLION24
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    How I end my school presentations:
    "s o . . . u m . . . y e a h "
    nmf-nmq

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