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  1. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    REBECCA BLACK:
    We don't hate you because you're famous, you're famous because we hate you.

  2. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
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    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
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    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    clearly... reposted

  3. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls... Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. advice... WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  4. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    'You ever look a picture of yourself, and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you. How many moments of other peoples life have we been in. Were we a part of someone's life when their dream came true or were we there when their dream died. Did we keep trying to get in? As if we were somehow destined to be there or did the shot take us by surprise. Just think, you could be a big part of someone elses life, and not even know it.' One Tree Hill

  5. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    “Sometimes it’s not about winning the race its about being a part of it.”
    Mean Girls Two

  6. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    < 3
    on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    <
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  7. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    -When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    -When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    -When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
    -When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    -When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    -When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    -When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply.
    -When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    -When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    -When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    -When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    -When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    -When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    -When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    -When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    -When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    -When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it.
    -When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    -When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    - When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    -When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    -When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    -When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you ;
    text you ;
    kiss you ;
    or just surprise you (;

  8. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    Him:You look pretty right now.
    Me:You can;t see me right now, how do you know how I look?
    Him:You always look pretty, so of course you look pretty right now
    not mine

  9. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    "I love your hair."
    "Thanks I grew it myself."
    facebook

  10. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Test Your Tongue
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry!

  12. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    ;D

  13. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    I love lazy days where I can stay in my pajamas all day with my hair in a bun and no makeup on(:
    fav if you do too!

  14. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  15. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 1:11pm UTC
    Who died and made you kingof anything?

  16. x0latedax0 x0latedax0
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 1:08pm UTC
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