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sofiapaez
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April 19, 2011 2:46pm UTC
Dear mom,
Stop freaking out, the freezer will not go from freezing to tropical in five seconds.
Sincerely,
Just looking for ice cream
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Bubblesrules101
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April 19, 2011 12:40am UTC
Dear Selena Gomez,
I would tell you who called me not perfect, but I doubt you would care & plus to me you live in China from where I live. & who would say your not perfect & make you insecure? You have everything, Justin Bieber, money, your pretty & a lot more. & btw your going on a tour with my favorite band in the whole planet this summer.
~Sincerely, jealous fan.

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haunteddx
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April 19, 2011 12:37am UTC
▶ Damn, is this what we have come to?
When she was cheating I was the person you'd → run to.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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