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  1. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    I hate when I'm taking a shower,
    and my family walks in
    and tries to strike up a convorsation.

  2. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Tell me,
    I'm your
    National Anthem.

  3. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    "I like random intercoarse."
    ~A lovely quote by my friend.

  4. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 11:52am UTC
    I'm gonna love you,
    like I've never been broken
    I'm can say it,
    like it's never been spoken
    Tonight, Tonight,
    I'm letting go.

  5. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    sweet serial killer,
    I love you
    just a little too much.

  6. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Cause even after 3 text messages
    4 missed calls,
    you still slept with my best friend.

  7. MySecretWonderland MySecretWonderland
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Who the hell thought of earings?!
    "So..uh yeah let me just shove a needle through your ear, and um..you know tell me if it hurts"

  8. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading.
    I promise.
    And it's all true, too.
    When my cousion was younger, her babysitter was at a radio station for some reason. So she was talking to the people at the reception while eating candy. They said 'This kid's hilarious, let's put her on the air!'
    So they did.
    And here's part of the interview.
    Radio DJ: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Cousion: A Black Tellytubby!
    Radio DJ: Why?
    Cousion: Because they don't have a Black Tellytubby!

  9. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    Don't know how the stars are in the sky
    Don't know how this love found me tonight
    But something I know for sure
    Baby, you're
    INCREDIBLE.

  10. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    You are my tuxedo
    And I'm your bowtie

  11. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    I have created a story account, named DeStory.
    Get it? Destiny? DeStory?
    No? Okay, nevermind.
    I'm about to go post the first chapter of Battle Scars (a fanfiction) right now, so make sure your socks are firmly on.
    It would be appreciated if you could drop by and have a read!
    Thanks!

  12. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    "Did you just fall?"
    "No, I attacked the floor!"
    "Backwards?"
    "I'm freaking talented!"

  13. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    I gave up jogging for health reasons
    My thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire.

  14. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Ninety-Nine bottles of beer on the wall
    Ninety-Nine bottles of beer
    There was an earthquake
    They fell down in the shake.
    No bottles of beer on the wall!

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How to you pronounce tomato? Is it tomato or tomato?
    4 hours ago

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    if you like water,
    then you already like 72% of me

  17. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    That depressing moment when you return to your
    ordinary life after watching
    an amazing movie.
    forgetxmexnot

  18. altheerrr altheerrr
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    i dont want a love story like in the notebook.
    i dont want a love story like in the last song.
    i dont want a love story like romeo and juliet.
    i dont want a love story like the titanic.
    i dont want a love story like the vow.
    i dont want a love story like dear john.
    i dont want a love story like any already thought of.
    i want my own love story. and i want it with you.

  19. Nemo_is_lost_so_he Nemo_is_lost_so_he
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    --------I'm not coming on this account again-------
    I made this account and I shouldn't have. I was being a follower, and basically copying A_Big_white_van. I thought it was a good idea, and a cute idea. Yes, I made some people smile, and that was my intention, but I have been asked to leave.
    A wittian requested that I leave (I will not say their name, out of respect for them. You know who you are.) because of all of these accounts being created. My intention was only to make people smile, and I think some of you thought it was just for attention and followers. If you did think that, you were wrong. I have decided to respect that Wittian's wishes, so this will be my last quote. I have gone through and followed everyone that followed me as of 8.21.2012 5:20 pm EST.
    I'm not saying I regret making this account. Not at all. I enjoyed making people smile. But then again, there were several people getting upset and even some that have blocked me.
    When I say that I'm never coming on this account ever again, I mean it. I'm changing my password into something I would never be able to imagine by any stretch of the imagination. Don't try to convince me to not leave either, and no. You arent getting this account, or the name of my main account. Don't even try asking, its a waste of your time and energy.
    I hope some of you enjoyed seeing a notification from me in your notifications, and if you didnt and wish you had, I'm sorry. Thank you to those who were nice to me, and I really am sorry to those that I ticked off. Really.
    Goodbye wittians, and remember, Fish are friends. Not food.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    "omg my parentz never let me hav nything."
    via iPhone

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