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willevansjones

1. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 9:25am UTC
   Why get THINNER when you can get more DINNER
   
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2. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 11:55am UTC
   I can barely keep up with myself let alone the Kardashians
   
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3. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 11:57am UTC
   Me going ANYWHERE with my family: Can I stay in the car?
   
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4. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 12:01pm UTC
   Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
   
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5. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 12:03pm UTC
   When i’m rich and
   famous all i want is
   to be made into an
   emoji
   
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6. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 12:39pm UTC
   Dont wait for people, if you do you will spend your life waiting
   
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7. willevansjones
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   August 21, 2013 12:06pm UTC
   I cant settle for the first random format
   
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8. kristabff
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   August 20, 2013 7:13pm UTC
   I was going to make a s.l.u.t joke but then i realized s.l.u.t jokes are w.h.o.reable, h.o.e well.
   
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9. *Elena;~ ♥*
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   August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
   Shoutout to the kid that whispers
   the answer
   to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
   
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