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  3. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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     November 3, 2013 10:07am UTC
    I'm sure people just kiss each other. I'm sure that
    sometimes you're talking and somehow two people
    move closer and closer to each other and then, they
    just kiss. I'm sure it happens all the time. But I'm also
    sure that a kiss is never just a kiss.
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  4. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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     November 3, 2013 10:02am UTC
    The seat next to you
    When I sit near you, my hands suddenly become alien things
    and I don't know where to put them or what they usually do, like
    this is the first time I've ever had hands and maybe they go in
    my pockets and maybe they don't
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  6. lithium* lithium*
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     October 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    "all pop music is autotuned trash"
    sorry I can't hear you over how much more fun my life is than yours
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  13. honeypieonly963 honeypieonly963
    posted a quote
     October 20, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    Spongebob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!! I'm ugly and I'm proud!" Even Spongebob thinks he's ugly? D:
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  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
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     October 19, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Josh: Hmm. I wonder how birds have sèx...
    Me: Weeelllll
    Raven: NO! SHUT UP! OR ATLEAST KEEP IT PG-13
    Me: You know I don't keep things pg-13 on weekends..
    Josh: Does that mean we can make our friendship rated R tonight?
    Me: Yes, Josh. R for Reality check. We should obviously not be friends. Get out of my line of oxygenation.
    Raven: Well that's mean.
    Me: Oh. Right. Birds. (Proceeds to graphically describe bird sèx which I will not describe here. You're welcome.)
    Josh: Uhm.... Well... That's.... That's too much... Even for me... Never talk to me again... Freak....
    And that's how you get rid of an annoying Berk...
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  15. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
     October 19, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    »»» everybody wants to be loved. «««
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  16. mermqid mermqid
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     October 19, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    things you dont point out about people:
    - acne
    - cuts
    - scars
    - body hair in places you're not used to it being???
    - fat rolls/curves
    - how much/how little theyre eating
    - how skinny they are/what bones you can see because of how skinny they are
    - how fat they are
    - if they have crooked or misalinged teeth maybe even yellowed
    - if they sweat a lot
    dont do it
    dont
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  17. † * † *
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     October 19, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Ways to fangirl:
    1. Scream
    2. Not being able to properly breathe
    3. When you cannot process everything
    4. Feels taking over your body
    5. Sob and cry
    6. Be dead
    7. Keyboard smash ASDFGHJKL
    8. Reblog everything on Tumblr
    9. Act normal
    10. Denying that it's happening
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  18. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
     October 19, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    *A guys calls me beautiful*
    Me: Oh my god.
    Me: It's finally happened.
    Me: Oh. My. God.
    *A few seconds later*
    Me: WHAT IF HE SEES ME LATER AND CHANGES HIS MIND
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  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
     October 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    BEAUTY
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     October 19, 2013 4:49pm UTC
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